Scorbus

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

[lostinaswirlingsea]

Please tell me this hasn’t been done already

[emomcren]

Shit Slytherins Say: #125

Before you say I'm "extra" or "too much", ask yourself ... are you even "enough"?

[vicvaal]

Me when I see a post explaining how and why my OTP is wrong

[editslxs]

kitty heronthorn collage headers / scorbus collage headers like if © @infectverlac OLHA SÓ QUEM VOLTOU e.e

[bluecoolr-main]

I cannot believe these two. They ACTUALLY look related!

P.S. not my gif :)

[bylerchoseme]

HOLY SHIT. IS. THIS. HOW. THE. STAIRS. CAME. TOGETHER? THAT. IS. INTENSE.

Credit to @guz_rogal on Twitter

https://twitter.com/guz_rogal/status/833073217006923777

[poetiquepetale]

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT HIS EYES SO HE WAS LOOKING AT ALBUS BUT THIS IS TERRIFYING

[emomcren]

Harry, to Scorpius: If you ever are mean to Albus then I'll seduce your dad and convince him to marry me and then I'll be your stepmom and I'll disable the Wi-Fi at 7pm every night don't fucking try me

Scorpius: If you disable the Wi-Fi then how are you going to use it?

Harry: I don't need Wi-Fi when I'm riding your dad's dick.

Scorpius: [screams]

[ohscorbus]

[bylerchoseme]

LORD.

[emomcren]

Scorpius: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.

Albus: How much sleep are you getting?

Scorpius: Not enough my guy

[slytharin]

ship posters: albus & scorpius 

Listen to me, Scorpius. Think about Albus. You’re giving up your kingdom for Albus, right?

[emomcren]

married

draco: you're wondrous you know that, right potter?

harry: idk how, but you look stunning everyday, every hour, minute, second, uh mili-second?

draco: i don't always tell you this,but you have the face of an angel

harry: you're sensuous

draco: do--

albus: you guys are married

scorpius: to our moms!

[dracomalfoyw]

Bored in class, so practicing some expressions I guess haha. Ignore the wands, please. Anyway, have our lovely Al & Scorp!

[neverendingscorbus]

Yeah, I know he’s cute But he’s mine Touch him and I’ll kill you

[regulvsblacks-deactivated201702]

f a v e s h i p s: albus potter & scorpius malfoy

you’re probably the best person i know. and you don’t - you couldn’t - hold me back. you make me stronger.

[finniganthomas]

moodboard: scorpius mafloy + albus potter (requested by @avooda-kedoovra)

“I will follow you into the dark.”