THE FEDS RETREAT.
This is so fucking amazing to me.
This is an excellent shieldwall.
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THE FEDS RETREAT.
This is so fucking amazing to me.
This is an excellent shieldwall.
Remus: Listen I gotta be honest. I didn't take my ADD meds today, and reading is not my strong suit. So reading those computer things, I- none of the information is being processed.
Remus, gesturing to Roman who's at a computer: He's the big brain, so he'll take care of it. Rest assured- he's an idiot! But he can read well, and I will make sure that nothing bad happens.
Virgil: My life is in the hands of an idiot?
Remus: No, no, no, no, no!
Remus: TWO idiots!!!
Pupper gets destroyed by evil door boinger
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Gentle Boye
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Patton: As unbecoming as this is, I found a baby on the bottom of the stairs and could not bring myself to walk away
Thomas: Patton, I get that you didn't want the baby to be left alone but we can't-
Patton: [shows him it's Virgil]
Thomas: -give him away. This is my baby now, if any of you try to hurt him I will snap your necks
A young cheetah and their canine companion
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Service doggo walks on glass floor for the first time
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*this* is how you desensitize an animal to a new and frightening situation they just encountered. Encouragement, praise, food and never, ever, forcing them.
“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]
[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]
Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.
Me as a father
this is so pure
Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.
Everything about this video makes me happy.
More little sides!! They doing homework! Ro feels left out and needs attention. Snek just wanted to nap.
This lil sides comic grew a bit too long so I split it. But plz enjoy the shenanigans nonetheless.💖
What the heck!! Soooo I’ve been missing out on some amazing art while I’ve been gone.
Been hecking around with editing apps
Roses 🥀
Curious wild fox caught at the perfect moment
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Words that come from the heart are never spoken, they get caught in the throat and can only be read in ones's eyes.
— José Saramago
im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language
so far ive got
get his ass
thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)
fat fuck friday
shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam
does man care
feel free to add your own
calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing
i want that twink obliterated
• calling everything sexy
“great big fuckoff spider”
Calling anything an "Epic Gamer Moment"
Thanks I hate it
It do be that way sometimes
God I wish that was me
“Fuck you and die” is always a strong contender for me
I always liked “eat shit and die”
“How does that boot taste” and “eat the rich” are always good
Any unusual cuss combination is a winner. Take motherbitches or shut the hell your mouth as examples.
“shut your absolute fuck”
"Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker"
“boo you whore” to absolutely anything is a good one
"I'll bust your kneecaps" or "I'll shove a flag pole up your ass" are my favorite comebacks
It’s been years and I’m finally free
I can’t believe this just happened *cries tears of joy*
I AM FREE
FINALLY FUGGIN FREEEE
You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.
Yes, please reblog
Do it. Now.
i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’
Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.
This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale*
SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!
Yo humans, stay safe i got you
If you’re having suicidal thoughts but you don’t know anybody you can talk to about it, here’s a list of suicide hotlines you can call depending on what country you live in: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
i love yall stay strong for me if no one else <3333
I definitely needed to see this today, and I want to help everyone else who might as well
i’m proud of all of y’all, even if all you did was stay alive, that is SO MUCH, love you sososo much
Proud of you because you made it through another day. Stay strong. I love you all
❤️❤️❤️❤️
You got this 🥰💕