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Emily | 26 | she/her/he/him | butch | Jewish | talk to me about my dnd game | girl help i started running a wiki

[crimewizards]

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[crimewizards]

Happy birthday bad nones from the zones 🎂🎉🎉🎉

[paparoach]

MESSAGE TO ALL BUTCHES.

PLEASE SURVIVE.

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[theaterard]

-> start laughing

-> realizing i’ll never escape in life or death

-> crying

-> realizing i’m not supposed to cry

-> looking up at mother mistress nurse matron and sees she’s shushing me

-> my new direction is to shut up but i can’t stop crying so i’ll have to redirect my sobs to shushing myself

-> self-soothe it’s okay okay just shush

-> it’s all becoming too much and mother mistress nurse matron might hit me again so let me enter a brace position that also shuts the noise out

-> i don’t notice her leave until she’s already gone.

[secretaary]

a collection from MCR madrid of a remarkably un-reconditioned vocalist

sources: 1 / 2 / 3, 4 / 5, 6 / 7, 8 / 9, 10 / 11 / 12

[nylarac]

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

[jackett-slut]

i think writing fuck you in the body outline and pointing at the camera is one of the biggest things that’s happened so far… they’ve never fought back like this. they’ve never shown ANGER before. it’s so good. writing fuck you in the chalk outline of your body that exists as a prophecy and a warning, and that you die in every night. pointing at it, and then at the camera/dictator/moat. in the face of extermination, say fuck you. SAID ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE SECRETARY OUTFIT BTW. holy fuck

[secretaary]

from gaby_ravy's instagram stories

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your fav flower {if multiple then the first one you thought of} is your new name how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

not for my gender

results

Voting ended onJul 19

[balaclava-trismegistus]

the present compulsion to sort basically any woman-directed punk band into riot grrrl strikes me as regressive for the same reasons gender segregation always is. it's pretty clearly being done by people who don't understand how absolutely integral women have always been to punk rock and it's becoming corrupt into a term that means "punk rock for girls"

[saviorified]

larper is a great descriptive term i just wish it didn't use the beautiful hobby of LARP as a pejorative ... maybe we should go back to calling people posers and phonies and risk sounding like Holden Caulfield

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[codenamewhatever]

adding the VoD because she has it recorded

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[kittyote]

having a canonically male blorbo who you headcanon to be a woman is torture nexus for many reasons but one of them being having to clear your name whenever tagging her in a post about women I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHES A WOMAN TO ME I MEAN IT. IM NOT LIKE THESE BITCHES TAGGING SPAMTON

[prototype4me]

gemini process

lltbp boston / american cinema editors / "long live" / upi / lltbp seattle / walter benjamin, the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction / cordspaghetti / glenn ligon / swarm auckland / swarm tokyo / walter benjamin / lltbp seattle / lltbp boston / bulletsdivision / lltbp boston

[prototype4me]

slap myself, hug myself

[prototype4me]

swarm osaka / lltbp london n3 / lltbp london / lltbp london n3 / lltbp florence