The Empurror

[emperor-seam]

Welcome, I suppose...

the empurror

(shuffled!seam - shuffled w king)

[emperor-seam]

how you doin'

How do you think I'm doing?! The lightners are nigh, and MY DAMNED LOCKSMITH HAS NOTHING TO SHOW FOR HIS WORK!

[emperor-seam]

You kept on bending him and yet you're surprised he snapped

More of a jester than the lunatic with how much of a fool you are

-Nondescript darkner

* The Emperor is preoccupied with getting Spade to deal with Cub.

[emperor-seam]

do you see what youve done?

what youve droven this boy to?

HE'S INSANE! TAKE HIM AWAY! IMPRISON HIM!

[emperor-seam]

STOP THIS LUNACY-!

GET YOUR DAMNED SON UNDER CONTROL, SPADE!

[emperor-seam]

you gonna be up to anything anytime soon?

The entertainers have planned a performance of sorts. I am looking forward to it, though not as much as Princevil is.

[emperor-seam]

The entertainers may have some down time now. I'm in need of a nap.

[emperor-seam]

You'll forever fail to stamp out rebellion, your fist is iron but you have no velvet glove.

* They ignore this.

[emperor-seam]

good luck with that, o' false emperor.

* They ignore this.

[emperor-seam]

oh, just look at you!

oh so violent.

oh so pointless.

hurting him wont do any good for you.

wont stop me from showing up, really.

Then I will ignore you.

[emperor-seam]

youre nothing more than a stuffed kitty with a princess tiara .

* They have punished Cub for the anons’ insolence.

[emperor-seam]

(Here's a revision if this works better)

*The string falls free from the needle thanks to the slightest gust of wind.*

Fuck!

*The anon scrambles to put the thread back in the needle but it stubbornly refuses to do so now.*

No matter, I'll just do something else!

*The anon is distracted at the moment in thinking of a different punishment.*

* They have things to do, and no time to waste.

[emperor-seam]

anon, you’re great at writing but you genuinely can’t

[emperor-seam]

Oh you'll need my mercy.

Utter buffoon that you are trying to act uppity with a lightner

*In the hands of the anon is what seems to be a plush eerily similar to Seam and a needle with a thread.*

Let's enforce that silence. Let's make you see why you listen to your superiors emperor of the dark, you always will be a servant of the light.

I'll let you have a scant moment to beg for your voice to remain.

It'll be temporary but it'll prove my point.

… You wouldn’t. You won’t.

[emperor-seam]

oh, is it? is it?

what kind of emperor cant endure criticism?

a shitty one, thats for sure!

a pathetic one!

a USELESS ONE!

WHAT KIND OF JESTER CAN’T ENDURE SIMPLE PUNISHMENT?! I SHOULD GET RID OF THAT USELESS LITTLE SPADE AND HIS FATHER!

[emperor-seam]

DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION DARKNER?!

I clearly stated for your silence! Who are you to go against the light, the purpose of your creation?!

Someone needs a lesson

I NEED NOTHING FROM YOU!

[emperor-seam]

Oh shut up about your wants darkner. You were an object made from the light's whims, you're meant to endure, you're meant to be a toy to be played with. Who are you to deny that after using such logic to justify your rule. So I say shut up and take it

It’s different.