Kneel before me

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[poormeowmeowcollector]

reason to love crows: this

[rodrickheffeley]

obsessed with this reddit post

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

The best part is that OP made a "today I fucked up" thread about it and...:

[es-oh-si-que-es-deactivated2020]

You can fuck David Bowie once or twice and still have a family. As a treat.

[urbanxdivinity]

[emperorzuzu]

Aww I love him 😍

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[emperorzuzu]

GOD DAYUM

[twitblr]

Keep em on their toes. (x)

[omghotmemes]

Racist is racism no matter the relationship

[emperorzuzu]

Now this is wholesome

[geeloueez]

This is so stupid… but I laugh every time

[everythingfox]

This giraffe… looks different

[cutereptiles]

It’s just the forced perspective. That’s a normal giraffe. :]

[punchlinetothejoke-deactivated2]

@wonderful-spooky-snek

[emperorzuzu]

Woah woah woah this is cute as hell

[emperorzuzu]

I have no idea how this thing works

[alderaan-babe]

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

[timbllr]

[info-cultist]

[micycle-myers]

NUT WORTHY parts of the Silver Scream

And Your Number’s Up

ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING DEAD

She raised him right and he’ll come out to plAY~

The counsellors UH were off UHHHHH having filthy UUUHHH sex

Literally all of Stabbing in the Dark

Let the knife leave it’s mAaRrKk

TRICK OR FUCKIN TREEEEEEAT

The breakdown in Stabbing in the Dark!

YOUCAN’TKILLTHEBOOGEYMAN

Bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum

The Halloween theme sounds SO COOL

I am a shadow where there once was light, sTrAnGlInG aLl SiGnS oF Life~

God the voice cracks

The TCM theme

The SAW theme

All the puns in Rocking the Boat

Reference to Every Trick in the Book

In fifteen minutes we’ll be fucking shark bait!

WE’LLNEEDABIGGERBOAT

So SMILE you son of a BIIIIIIITTTCHHH

The JAWS theme!!!

Every pun and hotel reference in Enjoy Your Slay makes me bust one

~indeed~

oH I’m not gonna hUrT you, I’m just gonna BASH YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN

REDRUUUUUUUUUM

shall we tell old Jack what he’s won?!??!!

~ cause when it snows it falls to you from me ~

Oh my GOD Merry Axe-mas

I’m gonna find out who’s nAuGhTy or NiCe

IT’S FUCKING GARBAGE DAY

The fucking EVIL shred!!!

Spencer straight up being possessed for 20 seconds

That breakdown makes me ascend

Cause every dog has its -DOG HAS ITS daAAAAAYYYYY

The entire beginning of IT is the End

We all float down... HEEEEEEEEEERE

The HORNS!!!

Follow me and I’ll sHoW yA the TrUtH~

Just like Georgie it’s all out of hand :(

daDADADADADADA

The Ghostface voice good loooord

I want to know who I’m looking at

All the references!!!

For you there ISNOSEQUEL

I JUST BURIED DREW BARRYMORE

Cause’ the knife in you~ brings out the LIFE IN ME

Anyway so the whole album’s a phat nut

Can you tell I’ve got a thing for voice cracks

[sosuperawesome]

Johanna Puhl on Instagram

[catchymemes]

[domesticabuser]

[edgy-sewer-rat]

right where he fucking belongs

[emperorzuzu]

FUCK.