el muchacho de los ojos tristes

craven homosexual • 25 • beach scientist moreorless • Seattle

[mivolasvivi]

Been too long since I posted a normal selfie. Maybe I should shave more often.

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[mivolasvivi]

As much as I love the simpsons, I do think it’s done irreparable damage to public perception of nuclear power and to a lesser extent public transit (via monorail)

[markodragic]

I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

[markodragic]

like, the first time I ever saw this I laughed so hard I started choking on spit but it's just not the kind of thing you can share with the average person in your life. this world is so cruel

[etcstims]

Binturong snack | source 🍅

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[suicideenthusiast-backup]

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[balaclava-trismegistus]

that would be fucking epic. Imagine if it was righteous too

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[javert]

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

[godforbidahimbohreads]

Happy Pride!!

[professional-local]

not only ✌️😁

and also 🤠👍

[regexkind]

Waking up in the middle of a colonoscopy to discover that the gastroenterologist is industriously constructing a model ship inside of my large intestine

[segamascott]

You're my role model

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[itsbilby]

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème