False Erudity

AU Adult Rose Lalonde. Player is 18+, minors begone. Your inquisitiveness is admirable, but there's very little more to it. Approachable. NSFW blog.

[empiricalsagipia]

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫.˚｡⋆♡༘ ˚

My tag is 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐩𝐢𝐚, but my name is 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞. I have a variety of INTERESTS. You probably know all of them already: I'm not going to pretend there's some sliver of me that you haven't already either come across or deducated through your reasonable brilliance. I'm in my late twenties and I'm going to continue to be vague about that.

I'd like to think age brought me wisdom but fate likely conspires against that. Also, I like pink and my eyes are pink. I guess shedding away from the metatextual lavender roots gives me room to sprout my unique roots, burying within the soil of relevancy.

Yes, the abs are mine. I'm allowed to show them off, I have a permit.

𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞: open doored but possibly selective. NSFW here and there. Non-alcoholic. SFW interactable: yes, it's not mandatory for me to want to be nasty to just talk with you.

𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞: an insufferable prick, or at least an attempt will be made with earnest intent. Interested in minors.

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𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 - 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠

[megidokozaku]

The teleportaliser flares up. Somebody has arrived, unsure what to expect other than tea and a wink.

> They would find themselves in the living room what could best be described as a robotic Pee Wees Playhouse of debauchery. Damarabot's hive was a massive, almost never ending building in a dream bubble with metal walls and floors. Rooms were placed almost randomly as Damarabot added onto the hive over time. There wasn't much rhyme or reason to where rooms were located, making it a very difficult place to navigate. All around, thundering movement and lewd noises could be heard and many Damarabots of varying shapes, sizes, materials, species, and times came running by. To their right was whatever brightly colored furniture caught Damarabot's eye without much care for if they go together.

> The main gold Damarabot came down the stairs to their left in her usual "outfit" which was really just a ludicrously small miniskirt that didn't cover much. She waved with a large smile on her face.

"HELLO! PLEASE. COME. TEA ROOM. UPSTAIRS. LIKE COOKIES? DAMARABOT. HAVE COOKIES!"

[empiricalsagipia]

It certainly had an air of maniac debauchery to it. Rose did seem amused at least, undaunted but taking in all the sights and sounds. Chaotic, but in a fun way rather than annoying. Rose bowed her head instead of waving, and after the initial greeting, she extended her arms for a hug.

It was unlikely for her to be crushed. God tiers provided ample mangrit.

"Damara, a pleasure to see you. And a pleasure in the air, not seen but heard. But seen by you, at least."

After the embrace, she nods to be taken to the tearoom.

"I do in fact like cookies. You know me too well already."

[benotafwaid]

What was in the arcade?

VIDEO GAMES. MANY VIDEO GAMES.

AND HIGH SCORES TO DEFEAT.

AND HANDSY GAMERS.

ALL NORMAL THINGS TO FIND THERE, I AM TOLD.

[empiricalsagipia]

Color me surprised if they were more handy than you. Then again, I imagine you view each other equally exotic.

Did you find conquest in getting the highest scores, or other things?

[benotafwaid]

I WAS FOCUSED ON THE GAMES, THEY WERE NOT.

THE ANSWER IS YES. TO BOTH. SOME OF THE HIGH-SCORE HOLDERS WERE PRESENT AND CAME UP WITH INTRIGUING REWARDS SHOULD I DEFEAT THEM.

I DID FOR MANY.

THE JANITORIAL STAFF WERE NOT PLEASED.

[empiricalsagipia]

Look at you, making such advanced plays. Your groin must be thanking your brain for the opportunity. Assuming your anatomy presently has such parts.

I'm led to believe the notion that to make such an offer is to already accept defeat, for posing the chance to lose implies you are well with the decision of it.

But a winner you are today twofold.

[benotafwaid]

I PRESENTLY HAVE LEGS, YES, THEREFOR A GROIN AS WELL.

AN INTRIGUING PHILOSOPHY OF ABSOLUTES.

FAR MORE THAN TWO, FOR THERE WERE MANY GAMES AND LOSERS WITHIN THAT HALL OF SIMULATED TRIALS. IT WAS ONLY SPORTING THAT I ALSO OFFER REWARDS FOR MY DEFEAT.

REWARDS THAT WERE GLEEFULLY REAPED BY THOSE WHO COULD BEST ME.

[empiricalsagipia]

Do you wish to name the number in total, or would such vanity be considered sinful?

I appreciate that you play both sides and honorably accept defeat. But I am equally appreciative that you enjoyed yourself, both in the games and the closet. Or bathroom. Wherever you tilled the fields.

[benotafwaid]

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE, ALL TOLD.

IT WAS THE FLOOR, USUALLY. SOMETIMES UP AGAINST THE ARCADE CABINETS.

[empiricalsagipia]

I have some concerns logistically how you would pull that off in one evening, considering the time needed to play the game and to reach the 'end' each time.

[benotafwaid]

What was in the arcade?

VIDEO GAMES. MANY VIDEO GAMES.

AND HIGH SCORES TO DEFEAT.

AND HANDSY GAMERS.

ALL NORMAL THINGS TO FIND THERE, I AM TOLD.

[empiricalsagipia]

Color me surprised if they were more handy than you. Then again, I imagine you view each other equally exotic.

Did you find conquest in getting the highest scores, or other things?

[benotafwaid]

I WAS FOCUSED ON THE GAMES, THEY WERE NOT.

THE ANSWER IS YES. TO BOTH. SOME OF THE HIGH-SCORE HOLDERS WERE PRESENT AND CAME UP WITH INTRIGUING REWARDS SHOULD I DEFEAT THEM.

I DID FOR MANY.

THE JANITORIAL STAFF WERE NOT PLEASED.

[empiricalsagipia]

Look at you, making such advanced plays. Your groin must be thanking your brain for the opportunity. Assuming your anatomy presently has such parts.

I'm led to believe the notion that to make such an offer is to already accept defeat, for posing the chance to lose implies you are well with the decision of it.

But a winner you are today twofold.

[benotafwaid]

I PRESENTLY HAVE LEGS, YES, THEREFOR A GROIN AS WELL.

AN INTRIGUING PHILOSOPHY OF ABSOLUTES.

FAR MORE THAN TWO, FOR THERE WERE MANY GAMES AND LOSERS WITHIN THAT HALL OF SIMULATED TRIALS. IT WAS ONLY SPORTING THAT I ALSO OFFER REWARDS FOR MY DEFEAT.

REWARDS THAT WERE GLEEFULLY REAPED BY THOSE WHO COULD BEST ME.

[empiricalsagipia]

Do you wish to name the number in total, or would such vanity be considered sinful?

I appreciate that you play both sides and honorably accept defeat. But I am equally appreciative that you enjoyed yourself, both in the games and the closet. Or bathroom. Wherever you tilled the fields.

[benotafwaid]

What was in the arcade?

VIDEO GAMES. MANY VIDEO GAMES.

AND HIGH SCORES TO DEFEAT.

AND HANDSY GAMERS.

ALL NORMAL THINGS TO FIND THERE, I AM TOLD.

[empiricalsagipia]

Color me surprised if they were more handy than you. Then again, I imagine you view each other equally exotic.

Did you find conquest in getting the highest scores, or other things?

[benotafwaid]

I WAS FOCUSED ON THE GAMES, THEY WERE NOT.

THE ANSWER IS YES. TO BOTH. SOME OF THE HIGH-SCORE HOLDERS WERE PRESENT AND CAME UP WITH INTRIGUING REWARDS SHOULD I DEFEAT THEM.

I DID FOR MANY.

THE JANITORIAL STAFF WERE NOT PLEASED.

[empiricalsagipia]

Look at you, making such advanced plays. Your groin must be thanking your brain for the opportunity. Assuming your anatomy presently has such parts.

I'm led to believe the notion that to make such an offer is to already accept defeat, for posing the chance to lose implies you are well with the decision of it.

But a winner you are today twofold.

[not-seppukku-deactivated2023120]

don't want to sound like a perv, but i'd like to know how you are and how was your day

[benotafwaid]

What was in the arcade?

VIDEO GAMES. MANY VIDEO GAMES.

AND HIGH SCORES TO DEFEAT.

AND HANDSY GAMERS.

ALL NORMAL THINGS TO FIND THERE, I AM TOLD.

[empiricalsagipia]

Color me surprised if they were more handy than you. Then again, I imagine you view each other equally exotic.

Did you find conquest in getting the highest scores, or other things?

[enneoleo]

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[southernsuccubus]

Reblog to smack prev's ass

[graveyarrdshift]

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

[southernsuccubus]

Reblog to smack prev's ass

[biggestcuttlefish]

Hello, Feferi. It is good that you yet live and linger like myself.

I'd say more anglering t)(an living, I pretty muc)( just lurk...

[empiricalsagipia]

Sometimes that is all that can be asked, much as the thought amuses me of somebody of your size 'lurking'.

[empiricalsagipia]

Hello.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

rooooosey cmerre lemme hgus you

[empiricalsagipia]

The long and slightly suggestive kind?

[tutelarygrimalkin]

the long and probably overt kind i suppose

[empiricalsagipia]

I can agree with this.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

good because it would get

really really weird

if we did it unwillinly

[empiricalsagipia]

Consent is sexy.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

um. hmm how do i.

you must be made of consent wink ownk?

im tired shush

[empiricalsagipia]

Your meaning was gotten. Call me consent, then.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

ill call you a cutie thats what ill call you

hiiiiiies gimme hug

[empiricalsagipia]

I won't object to the name, dear. You may have a hug.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

yesh and it will be as handsy as you let it become

[empiricalsagipia]

Bold of you to assume I wasn't going to expect you to, not that I would consider it a slight if you did not.

My hands will be equal with greed, fingers spread wide and hungry.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

you can grip any part of me you like

you may need wide spread hands to grip it well

[empiricalsagipia]

If I cannot fully grope, then I will simply try to do my best. And try some more. Maybe from different angles as a second opinion.

Is the point truly to succeed, or simply to keep attempting?

[empiricalsagipia]

Hello.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

rooooosey cmerre lemme hgus you

[empiricalsagipia]

The long and slightly suggestive kind?

[tutelarygrimalkin]

the long and probably overt kind i suppose

[empiricalsagipia]

I can agree with this.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

good because it would get

really really weird

if we did it unwillinly

[empiricalsagipia]

Consent is sexy.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

um. hmm how do i.

you must be made of consent wink ownk?

im tired shush

[empiricalsagipia]

Your meaning was gotten. Call me consent, then.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

ill call you a cutie thats what ill call you

hiiiiiies gimme hug

[empiricalsagipia]

I won't object to the name, dear. You may have a hug.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

yesh and it will be as handsy as you let it become

[empiricalsagipia]

Bold of you to assume I wasn't going to expect you to, not that I would consider it a slight if you did not.

My hands will be equal with greed, fingers spread wide and hungry.

[empiricalsagipia]

Hello.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

rooooosey cmerre lemme hgus you

[empiricalsagipia]

The long and slightly suggestive kind?

[tutelarygrimalkin]

the long and probably overt kind i suppose

[empiricalsagipia]

I can agree with this.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

good because it would get

really really weird

if we did it unwillinly

[empiricalsagipia]

Consent is sexy.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

um. hmm how do i.

you must be made of consent wink ownk?

im tired shush

[empiricalsagipia]

Your meaning was gotten. Call me consent, then.

[tutelarygrimalkin]

ill call you a cutie thats what ill call you

hiiiiiies gimme hug

[empiricalsagipia]

I won't object to the name, dear. You may have a hug.

[southernsuccubus]

Reblog to smack prev's ass