bedglaring

[ardentguilt]

Titfucking or hotdogging?

“I see we’re starting right away with a difficult choice.

They 8oth have their advantages….a good titfuck has the opportunity to some oral involvement too. If they have decent spheres you can really get that good 360° stimulation.

8ut hotdogging has that classic teasing aspect to it, letting your 8ottom feel what you’re working with without truly giving them what they really want. And then there’s the choices of where to go from there, which hole to stretch out and fill first, and the access to said holes is just right there ready and waiting.

I think I’m going to have to go with hotdogging for this one.

[bedglaring]

[ticklishcherry]

every time i get cocky pleaseeeee put me in my place

[bedglaring]

GC: b3tw33n h3r 4nd h1m, 1 m4y not b3 4bl3 to w4lk for som3 t1m3.

[loverlin]

forest….cabin….sex where no one can hear us do u understand

[ssnapdragonss]

by @mokutan_mmmm

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[ardentguilt]

@bedglaring

[ardentguilt]

🌹

Describe your ideal date

“Well the real challenge would be getting this decrepit old prude to actually go out at any sort of fun hour. I mean seriously…she’s in 8ed well 8efore the moons have even started to properly set and like yeah she’s ancient and pro8a8ly needs her nanna naps to keep up with my 8oundless youthful vigour 8ut come ON!

I wanna do something that’ll piss her off SO 8AD she wants to sta8 me. Something that’ll fry her ye olde pan.

We’ll go to a 8urlesque show to scandalise her with all that risqué 8are skin. And then I think I’ll tell her I’m taking her for a scenic drive that’s really just letting her watch me steal a car and take it joyriding through the desert on the outskirts of the city. After all any vehicle that doesn’t 8elong to you is an all terrain vehicle.”

[bedglaring]

GC: h4lf of th4t 1s 4cc3pt4bl3. 1 h4v3 b33n to 4n 1ll3g4l burl3squ3 show b3for3. 1 4m not 4 prud3. 1t 1s just not wh4t w4s 4cc3pt4bl3 th3n... unl3ss th3 3mpr3ss w4nt3d 1t. only sh3 w4s 4llow3d to 1ndulg3.

GC: h4v1ng to r41d on3, 1 h4v3 b33n 3xpos3d to 4 show.

GC: th4t s41d, 1 w1ll stop you from st34l1ng... wh4t3v3r th4t 1s.

[ardentguilt]

AG: Wow that’s just sad you didn’t get to enjoy any of that. We’re going to fix that.

AG: Also LMAO do you really not know what a CAR is? Do you still get around on a hoof8east?

AG: Pick a night and time 8ecause I’m going to show you things you’ve never seen 8efore and May8e if I’m feeling generous I’ll even teach you how to use a soda can~

[bedglaring]

GC: 1 h4d 4 lusus who could fly. 1 d1dnt n33d sh1ps or c4rr14g3s unl3ss 1 n33d3d to bl3nd 1n or commun1c4t3 w1th oth3rs.

GC: why would 1 n33d to b3 told how to op3n 4 c4n???? just g3t 4 kn1f3.

GC: 1 st1ll h4v3 no fr4m3 of r3f3r3nc3 for t1m3. just t3ll m3 l4t3r wh3n you 4r3 r34dy.

[ardentguilt]

🌹

Describe your ideal date

“Well the real challenge would be getting this decrepit old prude to actually go out at any sort of fun hour. I mean seriously…she’s in 8ed well 8efore the moons have even started to properly set and like yeah she’s ancient and pro8a8ly needs her nanna naps to keep up with my 8oundless youthful vigour 8ut come ON!

I wanna do something that’ll piss her off SO 8AD she wants to sta8 me. Something that’ll fry her ye olde pan.

We’ll go to a 8urlesque show to scandalise her with all that risqué 8are skin. And then I think I’ll tell her I’m taking her for a scenic drive that’s really just letting her watch me steal a car and take it joyriding through the desert on the outskirts of the city. After all any vehicle that doesn’t 8elong to you is an all terrain vehicle.”

[bedglaring]

GC: h4lf of th4t 1s 4cc3pt4bl3. 1 h4v3 b33n to 4n 1ll3g4l burl3squ3 show b3for3. 1 4m not 4 prud3. 1t 1s just not wh4t w4s 4cc3pt4bl3 th3n... unl3ss th3 3mpr3ss w4nt3d 1t. only sh3 w4s 4llow3d to 1ndulg3.

GC: h4v1ng to r41d on3, 1 h4v3 b33n 3xpos3d to 4 show.

GC: th4t s41d, 1 w1ll stop you from st34l1ng... wh4t3v3r th4t 1s.

[bedglaring]

GC: 1 w4nt to b3 t13d down t1ght 3nough to l34v3 m4rks 1 w1ll h4v3 to h1d3.

[bedglaring]

GC: how c4n 1 p1ss off my k1sm3s1s 3nough to conv1nc3 th3m to t13 m3 down 4nd r3str41n m3?

[robobrat]

half the beauty of a knight is denying him despite how badly you both want each other

[moonlights-smile]

If you like “railing her in a sundress” season you might also like “railing her in nothing but a sweater” season!

[scubaby]

her name is rahi she's a pirate and she eats box

[mizuform]

saying you wanna chain yourself to me is a valid way of flirting

[bedglaring]

GC: h4v1ng pr1d3 1s 4 bl3ss1ng 4nd 4 curs3.

GC: th3r3 1s no w4y for m3 to m4k3 1t cl34r wh3n 1 d3s1r3 to b3 r3str41n3d.

[morninglewds]

[morninglewds]