Employee 425

Lover of snacks, hacks, long walks down the hallways, and Solitaire.

[employee-425]

That was me, sorry. -Employee 227.

I'm filing a complaint with HR... if I can ever find them

[employee-425]

I JUST WOKE UP WHO THE FUCK PUT FAKE SPIDERWEBS ALL OVER ME

[employee-425]

ay can I have a dolla I’m broke lol and I’m extremely thirsty -employee 407 [this is lie he is gonna use it on gum and then you chewed up gum and run]

Hey, that's why I loosened the bolts on the drink vending machine. You don't need a dollar from me, just keep it on the down-low.

[employee-425]

Hey, I think I know what other coworker of yours fell asleep, that's 427's office right??

Yeah! He's come to a few holiday parties, but he's not much of a talker

[employee-425]

It's 12 AM at the office. I took a little bit of every soda in the vending machine, put it in this cup, added coffee, water, salt, pepper, sugar, creamer, a little bit of soup from another employee's lunch in the break room fridge, 5 hour energy, 6 hour energy, which I didn't know was a thing, and some hot sauce. I'm calling it The Concoction

[employee-425]

hopital

[employee-425]

It's 12 AM at the office. I took a little bit of every soda in the vending machine, put it in this cup, added coffee, water, salt, pepper, sugar, creamer, a little bit of soup from another employee's lunch in the break room fridge, 5 hour energy, 6 hour energy, which I didn't know was a thing, and some hot sauce. I'm calling it The Concoction

[employee108]

Is this you broadcasting your attempt to have a heart attack?

[employee-425]

I've lived through worse.

[employee-425]

my drink is better than your drink

-employee918

You, me, warehouse, 9 AM. Bring your worst.

[employee-425]

It's 12 AM at the office. I took a little bit of every soda in the vending machine, put it in this cup, added coffee, water, salt, pepper, sugar, creamer, a little bit of soup from another employee's lunch in the break room fridge, 5 hour energy, 6 hour energy, which I didn't know was a thing, and some hot sauce. I'm calling it The Concoction

[employee-425]

You have received the following product: a pride flag.

-Employee 597 for supplies management

Might be a little too big for my office... I might have to bring it home with me. Thank you for the gift, though!

[employee-425]

LMAO guess who fell asleep under his desk and didn't wake up until the office closed and everyone went home. Check out these pics

[employee-425]

ok nvm there's another guy on my floor that also fell asleep HAHA

I would try and wake him up but he's out like a light, also he's kinda cute

[employee-425]

someone asked where he was on the floor... he's kinda down the hall from where I work. He left his door open and nobody even noticed when they were closing up...

P.S sorry for the shaky photos, I'm a little tired and it's hard to get a clean image in darker rooms lol

[employee-425]

LMAO guess who fell asleep under his desk and didn't wake up until the office closed and everyone went home. Check out these pics

[employee-425]

ok nvm there's another guy on my floor that also fell asleep HAHA

I would try and wake him up but he's out like a light, also he's kinda cute

[employee-425]

LMAO guess who fell asleep under his desk and didn't wake up until the office closed and everyone went home. Check out these pics

[employee-425]

Maybe they did some renovations? Though when would they have the time for that??

Maybe... I haven't heard any construction going on lately, though. Usually, I can just walk straight down that hallway, and if I go far enough I'll just end up back at my office.

[employee-425]

Hi! How's work been...that hallway behind ya' looks pretty empty!

Oh yeah, there's nothing back there. It just leads to a blank wall-

...Oh. I don't remember this hallway...

[employee-425]

Oh hey! There's other employees on here too! Guess I wasn't the first to figure out how to get Tumblr on my computer.

[employee-425]

Found an okay webcam in one of my boxes, but I'll see if I can't buy something much better. Boring day at the office, otherwise.

[employee-425]

it takes 8 minutes to load every page on here, but I figured out how to get Tumblr on the company computers!! I'll finish setting this account up once I know I'm not being watched.