Who is knocking now @employee430 - Tumblr Blog

faysayk

i have a massive rainboner.

#aesthetics #gifs

softwaring

moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham

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xponentialdesign

Spectral Cohesions

DIGITAL ARCHIVE

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little-silly

Я думаю, что тут комментарии излишни.

employee430

(inaccurate translation) "Oh dear, do you understand how... how hard it is, to look at lips you can't kiss?" "What nonsense! It's hard to look at lips spelling dumb shit."

#reblogged art #lol

strawberry-s0ap

dreamcore stimboard for anon!

x x x / x x x / x x x

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steampoweredwerehog

Invisible Walls

Hm…I don’t think he’s supposed to see that.

#reblogged art

#Employee Paul #art #headcanons #the stanley parable

veracosmic

#gifs

Employee #430

Name: “Paul” Number: 430 Birthdate: October 19, 1989

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Employee #430 often appears at the wrong place and at the wrong time. Troubles seem following #430 no matter what choice he picks. Despite always having a big chance of misfortune and bad outcomes, Employee #430 is oddly good at surviving, which may (or may not) be a useful skill in the Office.

Employee #430 is a human being of average build, average appearance and of average height. Employee #430’s eyes are dark cyan, his hair is milk chocolate brown and messy, his nose has a very few freckles that are barely visible. There are big thick glasses resting on the bridge of his nose. Employee #430 is █ ██████ ████████ ██ █████, vaguely masculine coded. Employee #430's pronouns are he/him/his. Employee #430’s nationality/origins are, most likely, hispanic and british. Employee #430 is optimistic, talkative but a shy individual who seeks friendships and long term relationships but also avoids people when it’s possible. Employee #430 has a cell phone, but he uses it for taking photos only.

#headcanons