Brick Whartley’s Crab Emporium @emporium - Tumblr Blog

TTFN Sale -- Up to 80% Off Everything

I don't have any clever marketing text or wacky ad graphics. All I came here to say is the store in it's current form is coming to an end. We've still got some inventory left over so I thought why not do a big sale to get it into the hands of people who really want it. The shop will be open from now until Monday at midnight (or until we run out of things to sell). Any leftover inventory will be sent to the tumblr employee store, so if there is anything you want from the shop, now is the time to get it. We won't be offering any of these products for sale to the public ever again. We have deeply discounted Stylized English Ea-Nasir Bracelets (our vendor sent us a bunch of the wrong ones that we got a fantastic deal on) and oops drinkware (where it could be any design, style or color).

#TTFN

Sticker Sheet Sale

All Sticker Sheets are 50% (while supplies last)

It's time to refresh our sticker offerings so sticker sheets are on sale for 50% off.

Get them while you can, we won't be re-releasing these in the future.

P.S. If you're not interested in stickers please enjoy this joke.

How does a crab feel when it overeats?

Clawful!

#emporium #stickers #sale

Mean Girls Day

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Best Mean Girls Quote

"WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!” – Gretchen Wieners

“That was so fetch.” – Gretchen Wieners

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Karen Smith

“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Damian

"I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" — Mrs. George

"Danny DeVito, I love your work!" — Damian

"Is butter a carb?" — Regina George

Voting ended onOct 4, 2023

Use Coupon Code "FETCH" to get 10% off your entire order.

#emporium #mean girls day #totally stab caesar #Instagram

Et tu, Brute? Socks • $10.00

Adorned with a unique design inspired by the infamous assassination of Julius Caesar, these socks are a must-have for history buffs and fashion enthusiasts alike. As you slip them on, feel a whisper of Rome’s ancient grandeur, and remember the ides of March. Perfect for casual wear or as a conversation starter at your next social gathering, our “Et tu, Brute?” socks are more than just footwear – they’re a journey through time.

Perfect base for killer Sock Puppets

75% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 4% Lycra

Crew Length

Regular: Men’s Shoe Size 7 – 12 & Women’s Shoe Size 6 – 11

#emporium #is it march yet #et tu brute #socks #feet prisons

Need Pants? $55 $25

I was clearing out the warehouse and a found a little pile of tumblr sweatpants. Anyone need some new pants?

Limited Sizing Available

Small -- 3 pairs 2XL -- 12 pairs 3XL -- 3 pairs

#emporium #need pants?#we have pants

Tumblr Yearbook Magnet (Three Pack) • $6.00

So why should you buy a fridge magnet? Well, let’s start with the obvious, they’re the low-cost alternative to a home security system. How, you ask? Well, imagine a burglar entering your kitchen only to be distracted by your impressive collection of magnets from around the world. He might even start organizing them by continent, or wondering why there’s a magnet from a place called ‘Boring, Oregon’!

Now, on a more serious note (or maybe not), they are the perfect tool to hold up your kid’s artwork or those utility bills you keep pretending don’t exist. And let’s face it, your fridge just feels naked without them. In a nutshell, if you ever felt the need for a mini-gallery of randomness in your life, fridge magnets are your best bet!

Each order includes 3 magnets

1.96″ x 1.7″ in size

Thin & lightweight

#emporium #tumblr university #fridge friends

Tumblr Ball Pit Keychain • $6.00

Why buy a keychain? Well, let me tell you, a keychain is not just a piece of plastic to hold your keys together. No, my friend, it’s a statement! It screams to the world, “Look at me! I’m responsible, I have keys, and I know where they are!” It’s a tiny badge of honor, a testament to your adulting skills. A keychain – it’s the superhero we all need, but don’t deserve!

2.31″ x 0.75″ in size

Clear snap closure & stainless steel key ring.

#emporium #ball pit #i am an adult

Happy National String Cheese Day

What does string cheese have to do with tumblr? Would it surprise you to hear that over 93.8% of users use their tumblr accounts to talk about cheese? Don't fact check me, I made that up.

But seriously, I need to know what is your favorite type of string cheese. The winner of this poll will be turned into a piece of tumblr merch that will exist forever (or until the robot uprising) so vote wisely.

BEST TYPE OF STRING CHEESE 🧀

Mozzarella

Colby Jack

Pepper Jack

Swiss

Cheddar

Voting ended onSep 21, 2023

#desperate for content #emporium #cheese poll

Ides of March Socks

I'm working on some new sock ideas and for some reason I was thinking the Ides of March. The designer worked up this concept. Is this something you'd like to see in the shop?

Would You Buy this?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 17, 2023

#emporium #socks #ides of march

Tiny Crabs Everywhere Sticker Sheet Set $6.00

Tiny crabs make everything better. Give your friends, family and everyone you meet crabs.

Coppy not included, just used for scale. I want you to know they are truly tiny and not just small

Three matte finish 4″ x 5″ sticker sheets in each set

20 individual crab stickers.

#emporium #tiny is better #tumblr gave me crabs

One of my very first forays into coding was on tumblr. Tumblr made learning html/css fun. There were no shortage of other people looking to tinker on their sites and that made it so much more enjoyable. It was the first time I really felt part of a community. Anyone else learn to code on tumblr?

#emporium #coding on tumblr #block:Text

Socks: Not just for cold feet

Are you dreading the weekend because you have nothing to do?

Do you have access to socks? Hurrah, your weekend is saved.

Sock Based Activities

Sock Puppets

Sock Ball Soccer

Sock Ball Basketball

Sock Bowling

What's in the Sock?

Bubble Snakes

Source: https://www.teachingexpertise.com/classroom-ideas/sock-games-for-kids/

This post is brought to you by someone desperate to sell socks :) .

#emporium #socks #feet are neat

Izzi Needs Treats

I was sitting here racking my brain trying to figure out a post for this weekend and it came to me. By "it", I mean my puppy Izzi. She decided that she wasn't full from lunch and wanted some treats. I disagreed and she wasn't happy. Then I tried to reason with her and told her while I can't just give her treats I could help her "earn" some. So I'm announcing the Emporium Treat Matching Fund. For every order her cute picture gets me, I'll give her one treat (not all at once, I don't want her getting sick). To get her to wear the shirt for 30 seconds I had to prepay her 3 treats so I need at least that many orders.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do we know you'll actually give Izzi her treats? Oh, she'll keep me honest. She is the most determined person I've ever met. What kind of treats are we talking about? She just got her new BarkBox and they came with Mega Moo Jerky Bites and she seems to like them so we'll start with those.

Is this whole thing just an excuse to show off your puppy? Oh course it is. Come on, she's the prettiest, nicest and most snuggly puppy in the whole world. Why wouldn't I want to show her off.

#emporium #izzineedstreats