another twitter moment

gossip blog for emporia-rp

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who will rachel spread her lice to?

her housemates, duh! pacifica, and tiffany for sure will soon be infested, while alice and matilda might not be as unlucky, but that’s only cause they already have lice.

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who would win in a fight: hinrich or matty? hell or hades? rachel or ariana?

1. matty… duh

2. hades. as if hell would hurt him

3. ariana. she’s a little more wackadoo

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fmk house 6

fuck lilith, marry lydia and vanya, kill mabel and gen

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fmk house 5

fuck flynn, marry oswald, kill dewey and berlioz

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fmk house 3

fuck marco, beau, hinrich, and max, marry tom

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fmk house 2

fuck webby, marry meg, kill sia, hell, and violet

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fmk house 1

fuck matty and tiff, marry alice, kill rachel and pacifica

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dont you think its crazy how similar tiff and pacifica look ????

i… don’t see it

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who do you want mabel to be smoochin (i hope its me)

i feel like she’s smoochin everyone right now, non.. sorry bout it. imagine the juice if she and pacifica smooched though

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fmk house 4, anyone you dont marry or fuck you have to kill

fuck mickey and hades, marry leo and dash, kill louie

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what presents would you get the kids for christmas?

alice- a therapy session

ariana- hair conditioner

beau- AA (spoiler alert: not for him)

dash- a nap

dewey- a mom

flynn- a moral compass

genevieve- lots of concealer, sis

hades- approval from daddy

hell- running shoes

hinrich- one (1) wrench

jenny- a cat (:

leo- me, as his gf

louie- a 5hr energy

lydia- a jojo bow

mabel- normal clothes

max- sex

marco- his meds

marie- better fashion sense

matty- a dictionary

meg- a boyfriend

mickey- everything, just like his dad did

oswald- nothing, just like his dad did

pacifica- coal

rachel- a lice removal comb

tiffany- peace of mind

tom- whatever my baby wants

vanya- a chocolate fountain

violet- a loudspeaker

vixie- some validation

webby- a chill pill

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do you think matilda is a REAL red head?

why don’t you get with her and lmk (;

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Who pisses you off the most?

i try to be nice to everyone, silly.. pacifica can choke

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what house do you want to spend the night in?

for a good time? house 4. fight for my honor, boys !

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do you think max is ever gonna lose his virginity

well, if mickey and louie have anything to do with it…

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does leo deserve rights?

no rights. he’s real real mean. wait until ya get to know that family

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Top five himbos in emporia. In order. Go!

well, that’s an easy one ! beau, mickey, max, tom, and dash !!!!