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Jay rock and Kendrick Lamar are one of the best duos in hiphop history
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That dance K .
Jay rock and Kendrick Lamar are one of the best duos in hiphop history
Always a favorite
It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be
wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.
What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
everything precious I have learned from women—survival I learned from women, resilience I learned from women, strength I learned from women…vulnerability, acceptance, self-love, humility, passion, patience– I learned from women
i feel like this is a stupid question but i can’t get straight answers on google, so like… when there’s a murder and the victim has stuff and clothes on them, where does that stuff sit while the body is getting looked at? police? i promise this is for something i’m writing
If I remember correctly, clothes are generally kept in a little bag near the body while it is examined. Personal effects are admitted into evidence of the case warrants it, or else are usually kept with the clothes. This probably changes from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, and I’m sure there absolutely no uniform standard for custody of clothes and effects. There isn’t even a uniform standard for autopsies and death investigations in the US.
Source: believe it or not, I interned at a Sheriff’s Department.
this is the answer that makes my work the easiest so it’s the one i’m choosing to accept, thank you
It’s weird knowing these two are played by the same person
What. The. Entire. Fuck.
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This is one of the most racist things I’ve ever seen
this is straight up creepy as fuck
hey fyi here are the original posters
“I just love my boss’s racist jokes. Some of them are so funny.”
“I’m gay. Or, as my colleagues say, queer, a fag, a queen. They just crack me up.”
“Sometimes the boss touches me, I don’t think he does it on purpose. Of course he doesn’t.”
damn okay. these are actually cool
Herein lies the problem with the MCU making Mjolnir’s “worthy” clause a generic “they’re a really good person” thing. By that criteria any number of superheroes easily qualify. In the comics being worthy didn’t mean just “being good” it specifically meant “be a good Thor” because Odin wanted to be sure that when Ragnarok came around, whoever held the hammer would play Thor’s part in it even if they weren’t Thor himself.
Peter shouldn’t be able to lift Mjolnir because he’s TOO good and pure. To lift Mjolnir you have to be good and noble but also willing to use it to crush the skulls of Asgard’s enemies (Mjolnir means CRUSHER after all), something Pete would not be up for, but an old soldier like Cap would if necessary. Being truly noble but perfectly willing to kill is much more rare in superhero comics. That’s why you get things like in the DC/Marvel crossovers Wonder Woman can lift it while Superman cannot. Being good isn’t enough.
Male: hello
Me, having listened to 5 true crime podcast episodes today: kill any women and children lately 😑😒
My mom: I think I’m ready for you to come out to your aunts and uncles this year.
Me (at the holiday dinner table): My asthma is triggered by cats. So I guess you could say pussy leaves me breathless on many levels.
My cousins (who already knew): *choking on their food trying to cover up their laughing*
My mom: Really? That’s the joke you went with?
If there’s any celebrity couple’s sextape I would pay good money to see, it’s Russell and Ciara.
I wanna see if Bey really be eating Jay ass
LMAOOOOOO what is your problem ?😩😩🤣
*slams fist* I just need to know the truth!
Honestly that would be such a scandal but I feel like jays O face looks stressful
i would also pay to see russell and ciara’s sextape. i would rather go to hell than see/ hear jay z nut however
Jay-Z taking Bey’s strap prolly sound like Castro when he bottomed for Tiger Tyson
Iman and Teyana threesome sextape would be the only sextape I’d wanna pay for tbh ,
Teyana and Iman though 👌🏾👌🏾 why do y’all assume Bey got a strap for Jay 😭
You think Nipsey and Lauren sex would be lit ? 🤔🤔
…..so we just skipping over the strap comment?
Honestly, I’m still waiting for Cardi B to drop a how to DVD with her own original music like Kanye did with the work out video
I’d cop ! ☝🏾
If anybody wearing a strap it’s Rihanna freak ass, and idc who she using it on, I’m watching that shit
This was a ride
I’d give my left nipple to watch Janelle Monae strap ANYBODY
Man I’d dip my balls in honey and run around a bee farm to see if Michelle Obama got that Gluck Gluck gawk gawk neck or nah🤷🏿♂️
You deserve to be blocked 🤣🤣🤣
Sum of these comments are wild as fuck 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That Michelle Obama comment got me dead fr
What a ride 💀💀💀
that “fbi agent watching me through my webcam” meme was a really weird way for all of us to cope with living in a horrifying capitalist surveillance state
I thought y’all would enjoy this
Lmfao😂😂😂.
Naw reeeeeemixxxxxx for Black Fandom…
“He ran his fingers through her long, freshly twisted Marley twists. She said nigga dont fuck up my hair, I just got this shit done”
Or
“He chuckled as he stroked her satin bonnet. She didn’t have to say a word. He knew that shit wasn’t coming off.”
I connected with this one @halfrican-heat
Lmaooooo
Gotta work on that spacing
y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho
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Apparently it’s Bull Titan US.
Big D inner box one killed me