Gay Witch Thoughts

11/05 Vegan I like wrestling, video games, weight lifting, and general nerdy b.s.

[jacquesdemys]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[alternativeblkgal]

ROGER COME THRUUUU

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[samanthalena]

☃

[linrenzo]

Let see what happens

[emotiona1shorty]

I need I need I need

[tidus-yuna-forever]

So i reblogged this earlier and i stumbled across this website and paypal already sent me $50 for doing polls!! Tysm money Tubbs! ^_^

[thewindcarrieswhispers-deactiva]

I could use some help right now. 

[curiouslyhigh]

I added this to my queue two days ago and today I got news that I’m getting a $200 bonus in my next check!

[realrandomsam]

Search your favorite video game in the GIF function and reblog this post with the second GIF you find!

[ahoushoujo]

[reapybopeepy]

[cacy11]

[bisopod]

[flyfarflyfast]

[gaydreadknight]

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[electricbluetempest]

[sub-the-scrub]

[littlemisshistorylov-deactivate]

[psuedonym52]

[pun-demon]

[sunquark]

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[yumisara]

[tevruden]

[feathersandstripes]

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[sadhearts]

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

[intellectual-rose]

YES THIS CAME UP ON MY DASH AGAIN.

[weloveshortvideos]

the man I need to marry

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[samanthalena]

☃

[linrenzo]

Let see what happens

[emotiona1shorty]

I need I need I need

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

Let's see what happens...

[societyofbadgers]

Pottermore Survey

I have recently been puzzled by the Pottermore sorting quiz. From simply looking across Tumblr, I have found out that a lot of my fellow Hufflepuffs, including me, have been placed into Gryffindor on Pottermore.

This has led me to wonder about the Pottermore sorting process, and my Ravenclaw side has kicked in curiosity. I want to find out how accurately the Pottermore quiz sorts people.

So, I am asking everyone to please REBLOG and state the house they identify with and what Pottermore placed them as. You can use the tags to say it if you want, but make sure you do BOTH parts of the question. And be specific- tagging #hufflepuff and #gryffindor does nothing for me.

Example: #i am a hufflepuff #pottermore put me in gryffindor

If I get enough responses, I’ll give you all a detailed analysis with pretty graphs. :)

[societyofbadgers]

Thanks for the all of the responses so far guys! I don’t have enough to make accurate conclusions yet (And I only have 2 responses by Gryffindors) but I’m already seeing some interesting stuff. Keep it up!

[theverge]

This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort    

Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.

[3-dprintedbong]

SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this is absolutely terrifying

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

AUTO-TOMB ENGAGE 

[dreamofhircine]

Catch me dead & buried in that iCophagus 

[zoentropy]

Naught children are put inside the　ＳＨＡＭＥ　ＲＥＣＴＡＮＧＬＥ　to atone for their sins

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

This reads like it would be on Nathan For You.

[imjustabagofbags]

Merry XVX-mas or whatever. Made a big dinner for Tall Matt and me.

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

Omg, this looks ridiculous. I'm so jealous of this right now.

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[weloveshortvideos]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Wisest words of this century

[scruffmeplease-deactivated20230]

This is the realist shit ever spoke

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

I kinda wish I could make a long distance friend where we talk all the time online and for the holidays, we take turns road tripping to each other. It'd be so cool to have out of town friends for Major Payne-sgiving.

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

Reblog if you're a Witch and you also want to be best friends with other witches.

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

My birthday is in three hours. Weird.

[bpd--ghostie]

any post about a “group chat” just reminds me of how it feels like everybody in the world already has their little group of friends and i’m just kinda constantly floating in and out of people’s outer circles, so even if they consider me their friend they’d be just fine without me since they have so many people they like more than me

[jamexmcavoy-deactivated20150919]

[emptyheart-emptysoul]

This. Yes. I wish more people understood this line of thinking.