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A VERY DESCRIPTIVE & DETAILED PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE

repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. when you’re done, tag other people to do the same!!

tagged by: @walkonsoldier​

NAME: Alfons Howe AGE: 24 SPECIES: Human GENDER: Male ORIENTATION: Bisexual PROFESSION: Orderly

—————————————————————————- [ PHYSICAL ASPECTS ]

BODY TYPE: Slim HAIR: Unkempt & dark brown with faded sides. SKIN: Fair and spotted with picking scars. HEIGHT: 5′10″

—————————————————————————- [ FAMILY ]

FAMILY: A mysteries. SIBLINGS: What happened to them? PARENTS: No one knows. CHILDREN: None   ANY PETS?: None —————————————————————————-

[ LIKES ]

COLORS: Monochrome and red. SMELLS: The city after rain, earl grey tea, cologne. FOOD: Fried chicken, ox beef and garlic. DRINKS: Mt. Frost, Pepsi max, Miller. ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: yes [ ] || occasionally [ x ] ||  no [ ]  —————————————————————————- [OTHER DETAILS ]

SMOKES?:yes [ x ] || no [ ] || occasionally [  ]

DRUGS?: yes [ ] || no [ x ] || occasionally [  ]

DRIVER LICENSE?: yes [  ] || no [ x ]

EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: yes [  ] || no [ x ]

tagging: @dxgmxn

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+ WALKER

                ;; At first he’d been terrified, but honestly who wouldn’t be? Alfons isn’t exactly the biggest, toughest guy around and all he’s really got going for him is clever words and a resting bitch face. Next to Chris he’s dwarfed. But as time went on the intimidation faded with familiarity and instead of Walker, he became just Chris.

     ‘Better than nothing, right?’ he says in response to his words, always trying to be a beacon of optimism. Despair is an easy trap to fall into, especially in a place with such a level of questionable quality of care. He approaches the man with little hesitation and lifts the stethoscope hanging around his neck to his ears.

    He’s not nervous anymore, even if he’s always highly aware of what could potentially go wrong. One comforting hand on Chris’ shoulder he presses the resonator against his chest.                       ‘How’s your breathing today?’

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        Total disregard for human life is all that can truly be read between the lines here. Four grey walls stare back at Chris and make the fact that his sight is failing a minor casualty because even if he could see there is simply nothing to see. It renders their use pointless.

        He can feel his joints pop under his ever increasing weight as he stands. 

                               There are no restraints today. He’s been on his best behavior.

        The door, adorned with a small window, is his destination and his size allows him swift travel inside the tiny cell. At least here, through this tiny pane of glass, what sight is left has something to bear witness to. There are men walking about the hall. Some disfigured, other’s look shaken; and then there are the guards of course with their little toy guns.

        But what really has his attention is the orderly approaching. Chris can’t make out his face from the distance, but the way he holds himself and his smaller-than-average size give him away. 

                           Alfons. Chris’ caretaker. The only warmth this place has to offer.

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             ;; ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ a number of things that could happen on the walk through the prison block. Sometimes there’ll be nothing happening but the usual mundane stir, sometimes it’ll be dead quiet and unsettling in the aftermath of whatever’s transpired prior to the orderly’s arrival. Sometimes someone will say something to him, be it a guard or a patient, and depending on what is said he’ll either silently acknowledge it or reply with whatever is appropriate.

      Today there’s little to nothing happening. There’s a murmur of voices in some odd corners (maybe someone’s having a conversation, maybe some poor soul is lost in a debate with himself) but Al’s focus is elsewhere. He has a schedule to follow. 

      He’s given pause in his stride, though, when he meets the eyes of his charge. So he’s up and about - that’s a good sign, he supposes. The cell’s door can only be opened from the outside, and he does so swiftly. He offers the massive man a small smile as he looks up at him         and boy, does he have to look up.

             ‘Hello, Chris. How’re you doing today?’

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below the surface everyone is pretty complicated. based on your answers, we think the following three traits are important strands in your personality: Link.

+ RATIONALITY

You like clarity and intelligent simplicity and you get frustrated at messy thinking. This can make you seem unreasonably pushy to some, but it is actually a virtue: you are motivated by a horror at pointless effort and a longing for precision and insight into how things and people work. Your ability to synthesise and bring order is essential in producing thinking which is truly helpful.

+ SHYNESS

Part of you is gripped by the fear that you’ll launch into something and completely mess it up. The upside of this is wise caution: people are indeed often too rash, whereas you know, by instinct, that holding back can save you. Probably, you feel shame and self-disgust a bit too much. But when you do feel in your element, you act with a wisdom and sensitivity never found in people with thicker skins.

+ PLAYFULNESS

You are good at seeing what’s funny, at relaxing and finding the pleasure of the moment. Play is random, whimsical, fantasy-driven behaviour which releases internal tension. Because it is detached from some pressures it allows you to act on weirder, perhaps neglected, parts of yourself. The downside is that it is no help in sticking with things that are not much fun but which need to be addressed. So it is well complemented by its opposite, Stoicism.

tagged by: @sschnsucht​ tagging: @killerconsort​

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* walkonsoldier

Drunk Opinions. (accepting)

           ‘Why is he so big? How is this fair to anyone else on this planet? He’s all large and in charge but then he’s so mellow and it’s like- like.. I wish I could do more to help, y’kno? Cause big fella’s got all these troubles and,  well I don’t know what he did to get here but he’s seen a lot but I don’t have the smarts to be a doctor or ‘nything like that so I’m just..

and yeah maybe I’m biased towards likin’ the guy cuz I have- have a type, but, man..    Why is he so big...?’ 

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send me a * and an url and my muse will talk about that muse whilst drunk

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mt. massive adventures with laura and alfons

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.&& starter call

like this post for a starter in a random verse! unless you want something specific; in which case, just hmu and we can talk about it.

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For the sake of character development, feel free to ask me anything you would like to know or are unsure of about my muse.

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        “Mhm.” The executive replies offhandedly before looking the her employee with a smile. “Well, you know you need to file a report on who did it, yes? So proper action can be taken to ensure it doesn’t happen again. Or worse.”

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          ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ result in a world of trouble        for the patient, that is. Al was tempted to frown, but knew it would definitely not work in his favor, if he did. Instead, he keeps the apologetic smile on his face and raises his hands in a silent reaffirmation of don’t worry about it.

                  ‘ Miss Winters, I assure you it                    was just an accident. I’m sure                    he won’t do it again; he even                    apologized to me afterwards. ‘

          Calming down patients was part of his job, after all. If there was collateral damage, it was just to be expected         the guy was upset and caught in a bad place, and he just happened to catch Alfons in the eye in the tumult. He shouldn’t be punished for something he couldn’t help.

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+  MISS WINTERS

           Getting called out like that wasn’t completely unexpected, but it was still enough to leave the orderly taken aback in a stunned moment of silence as his mind grasped for explanations.

                  ‘ Look, you know the patients                   get rowdy sometimes. It’s not                   anything to worry about. Just                    took a little tumble, ‘s all... ‘

          That’s all.

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obscenely domestic starter sentences

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❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

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