[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

whats the scariest thing you could say

The ghouls have escaped the dusty dungeon

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

This is an art piece by Rick Gibson, and yes, it works.

It was placed in different nightclubs for a total of three days, and over 1,200 people decided to pay to use it

[transarsonist]

for a nickel??! don't mind if I AUGH!

[lychgate]

im the 1,200 times this was used i was there 1,200 times doing this

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[blueskittlesart]

i just fucking noticed how my father has chosen to display my link amiibo and i’m going to piss myself laughing hold on

[blueskittlesart]

ekaterina и svetlana и link

[blueskittlesart]

what is it about this beautiful lesbian couple and their autistic son that scares you so bad tumblr

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[ndnbutch]

no no you don’t understand. healthy masculinity is when you see a mouse and go “is anyone gonna eat this?” and then you do wait for an answer

[sunderwight]

Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*

Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--

Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration

[fatestayyuri]

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]