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Been wanting write more so here you go finally another chapter!!!!!

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So I finally did another chapter!!! Yet again sorry for the wait I know I said I’d try to get into a better routine

Remus: were you dropped on your head as a child or something?

Sirius: hold of you to assume I was held

Remus:

James:

Peter:

Remus: *hugging Sirius* oh baby

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Lily: how do I look?

James: holy shit that’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!

Lily: excuse you?!

James: oh not you Lily, the thing that seems attached to your hip

Snape: piss off

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Remus: one of my idiots is mad at me

Therapist: you mean your friend?

Remus: sure, my ffff…. hhhhffffrrrrf ffrrie… fff FUCK

Therapist: it’s ok take your time

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Regulus: you don’t know anything, and if you did know something I’d make you wish you were never born

Sirius: for your information I already wish I was never born

Walburga: Sirius!

Sirius: see

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Sirius: shit I wanna fucking die

Remus: language!

Sirius: TICKITY BOO I CRAVE HECKITY HECKING DEATH.

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Walburga: you can’t cut me out of your life Sirius I am your mother

Sirius: snip snip bitch

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Peter: ok so we’re going to plan B?

Remus: technically this is plan G

Peter: how many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?

James: yeah but Snivellus dies in plan M

Sirius: I’m partial to plan M

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Sirius: we’re not mad Harry we’re just disappointed

Remus: no we are mad

Sirius: ok so yes we are mad but we’ll let this one slide

Remus: no pads no we won’t

Sirius: well I’m not a mind reader Remus

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Sirius: *pulls back curtain while James is showering* are we - will you stop screaming it’s just me, hi Lily - are we out of firewhiskey?

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McGonagall: I hope you two have an explanation for this

Sirius: actually we have three

James: pick your favourite

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James: what about you Wormy? Got a crush on anyone?

Peter: *attempting to do his homework* the only crush I have is crushing anxiety

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James: can I say something?

Lily: sure

James: your smile is the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen

Lily: can I say something too?

James: go ahead!

Lily: this smile only exists when I’m with you

Snape: …

Snape: I think I’m gonna throw up what the fuck

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Snivellus: *breathes*

Remus: there are 1 million, 13 thousand, 150 words in the entire English language and none of them and I can’t stress this enough none of them that can explain my desire to hit you with a chair

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James: *cries*

Sirius: ok dude I get that you’re sad and all but I feel like you’re handling the situation as if you forgot you’re hot

Remus: he’s got a point

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Remus: be careful with the onions, they can make you cry

Sirius: NOT IF I MAKE THEM CRY FIRST! *stabs the onion*

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