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[enbypotter]

hi! we're a system with a hermione and ginny whose memories match your canon really really well! However, we have a remus, is that okay? sorry to bother you!

Hello!that’s fine! most of us don’t really mind “doubles.”we do have a Hermione though, if that bothers you!

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

it was SOMEONE’s birthday today

[alessiajontrunfio]

“Yer a Wizard, Harry”. Happy birthday Harry! 

[blvnk-art]

Although the glasses were only around a foot away, there was something immensely satisfying about seeing them zoom towards him, at least until they poked him in the eye.

HP 7, ch: The Will of Albus Dumbledore

Happy Birthday, m’boy!

[blvnk-art]

gif version:

[kingmakings]

31. July. 2018

[enbypotter]

Harry: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Draco: Water is not wet.

Harry: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

Sirius: [running around, stressed] Where is my fucking wand?

James: Padfoot, Harry’s here, say it nicer maybe.

Sirius: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking wand?

[its-hp-bitch]

Harry: Why are we lying on the ground?

Ron: Your scar started to hurt and you fainted so Hermione and I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

[dragginage]

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

[dragginage]

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potato peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[lesbiancousin]

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

[lesbiancousin]

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out. what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

[thegenderdetective]

You really hate women don’t you

[lesbiancousin]

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

[enbypotter]

harry: ok but like i made up a new spell watch this

harry: bethesda!

ron, clipping into a t pose: what have you don

[sprltekind]

look i know this is a homestuck blog i know. but ive had this sitting in my folder for months now and im never gonna get around to finishing draco so please take this Boy,,

[amvs]

understanding straight people can be so hard sometimes like they use grammar and shit i cant keep up

[misteria247]

I’m a straight person and I can barely understand my fellow straight people.

[amvs]

sorry what did you say i cant understand you

[beealexander]

translation: gkdkgke same but im straight ckskfkfja

[amvs]

oh. tell them i dont care

[bustysaintclair]

A list of people whose opinions matter on the definition of bisexuality:

1) bisexuals

[edwardfucks]

new followers listen up this blog’s purpose is to be the digital manifestation of that vine where that dude smashes through 12 different types of soda takes a drink then says “fuck you” right into the camera if that’s not what you’re here for why are you here click post

[bladeklnd-archive]

hhh heres a harry

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