i’ll honor you upside the head

marianne/28/she/her

[gaycism]

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[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[morphdoll]

smoking the shit that makes scooby say rehehehehee

[mysweetoddbird]

i actually do think too much emphasis is placed on regret rates in the trans community despite said rates being absurdly low. like even if regret rates were at 90% id still support access to gender affirming care because i think people have the right to do whatever the fuck they want with their own bodies. regret is the price you pay for autonomy man get over it.

[kosmogrl]

learning not to return to places where I miss the past but see no future

[aubrey-plaza]

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

[str-ngeloop]

"public schooling in america is by and large not designed for ideal learning and has a lot of fucked up incentives and structures that encourage mistreatment of children" ✅

"it would be preferable to have no structure or standardization and just go by vibes" ❌

"education itself is the problem, knowledge is fake, math and writing are unimportant, and ignorance is wisdom" ❌❌❌

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

“homeschooling and private schooling is the solution to these problems”❌❌❌❌

[cookiethebirddoll]

oh yeah rice cooker get that hot steam aaaaaalll over those wooden cabinets oh yeah my little steam slut

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[jaydenskyle]

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

[aphony-cree]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[gayvampyr]

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

[paranoid-parakeet]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[mgmt2]

happens

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[jampharos]

happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bnprime]

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

[rust-4-life]

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

[charlesoberonn]

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[2colde]