I can't wait to show you how much I know you can be.

32. She/her. Some sort of a mess.

[greelin]

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

[dancyrilkingston]

LONGLEGS (dir. Osgood Perkins, 2024)

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[allthingseurope]

Aberdeenshire, Scotland (by Paul)

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[kosmogrl]

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[fuckabbott-deactivated20200923]

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

and it will be better 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[kohalmitamas-deactivated2018052]

african jacana baby.. by MargittaThomann

[tetrafelino]

Gente eu tô me mijando de rir com esse vídeo

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am