[enchantedziggler]

Heeyyy guys

Okay so I got a new phone and that means I'll be losing this account :( So go follow me on @enchantinghalo and I'll follow right back!!! :)

[onedirection]

So pleased to tell you that our new album is called “take me home” can’t wait for you to hear it! More news soooon! Louis :) x

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

you ruined my life

[disc80s]

[ruinedchildhood]

Big Hero 6 (2014) dir. Don Hall, Chris Williams

[genderoftheday]

[bluehairedspidey]

ryan continuing to bring shane to haunted locations despite him being Like That:

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[blackqueerblog]

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

That final scream

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Where’s his Oscar?

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[ghostsandgoblins]

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

look at this stock photo

[lunaeregia]

there is so much energy in this image

[broannalmao]

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

[louisadmirer-archive]

ben is the het harrie y/n fic writer, grimmy is the harry/any man but louis houie and jefefe is the anti 1d solo harrie. choose your fighter

[evanntommy]

#and james corden is the ex-larrie who doesn’t admit not liking louis anymore#and reblogs pics of him once in a blue moon#to pretend they still care#but everyone knows they don’t (x)

[aww-so-pretty]

I love huskys for the next reasons

[froida]

[lightspeedsound]

This is so pure

[livelife-havefun-partyhard-deac]

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

[pixelfighter]

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

[the-robotic-strawberry-deactiva]

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

oh my god he’s so into it

[nandalorian]

metal

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u