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Imagine if Obama served Wendy’s lmao

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i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

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I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

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this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

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the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

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when a meme hits so close to home

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uhm… this is me… I commented that… wtf

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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Lol the punchline commenting twice makes it better lol 😂😂😂

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I had to reblog twice because it’s so funny! She just doesn’t get it. Nominate saaavx0h for an award. This is too good.

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Some backgrounds from Diamond days

(All credit to crewniverse)

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So my first thought upon seeing these is “Why, then, do they not eat cake?”

And then I learned the actual story behind these photos: Clemson University’s football team (the Tigers) held their national championship celebration (15-0 win this season) at the White House last night (2019/01/14), but because much of the residence staff at the White House is furloughed, Trump personally payed for the event to be catered with food from Burger King, McDonald’s, and Wendy’s. [source] [source]

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Fries served in paper cups with the PotUS seal on them.

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The combination of wealth and cheapness here is extraordinary.

POTUS has to cater a meal to honour guests, and offers to pay for it out of his own pocket (because of the shutdown he engineered) and then goes for the cheapest possible option.

Hell if he’d volunteered to organise a barbecue I’d have been ore impressed, but no… fast food?

My mind feels like it’s trying to change three different gears without a clutch.

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Part of Trump’s obsession with fast food is apparently he’s a major germaphobe and considers prepackaged and fast foods to be more hygienic than anything else. That might also be why he eats his steaks so cooked to death.

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apparently the players thought it was a joke and were… less that excited about eating junk food (they’re serious athletes)

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Guys have a year round special athletics dining hall with their own nutritionist, and they go to the WHITE HOUSE and get served lukewarm congealed fast food

You know what McDonald’s fries are like when they’re left to sit out? Now picture a whole meal of that. From THE WHITE HOUSE.

It’s truly remarkable what a failure this man is on every level.

also, like: the juxtaposition of fast food on these silver platters surrounded by gold candelabras is just the clearest image of this administration we’ll likely ever get

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Let’s also not forget that, in blatant violation of the emoluments clause, he has a restaurant branded with his name very, very close to the White House. He could very easily have arranged for that food- which, while reviews say is not good, at least isn’t fast food. And it would have cost him a fraction of what normal people are charged, because he wouldn’t have to pay the mark-up.

He likes the optics of this. He thought very seriously and decided that this was the best way to present things, either as a “fuck you” (to Dems “causing” the shutdown? To football players who remind him of the professionals who exercise their free speech rights with kneeling?) or because he genuinely think this makes him look good.

He’s a shitty person who’s also very bad at this.

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I’m deleting twitter

I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”

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:[_____]

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“you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

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my friend, if only you knew

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It’s a very dangerous language to learn

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Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

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#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.