The Gospel of Our Boyfriend Less Lives

Amen Sista: The hundreds of reasons we don't have boyfriends today

[whatshouldwecallme]

Reason 185: When I can't eat anymore but there's still pizza left

[whatshouldwecallme]

Reason 184: When someone asks if I'm hungry

[whatshouldwecallme]

Reason 183: When I embarrass myself publicly, but then try to pretend like nothing happened

[endearinglyromanticfailures-blog]

Reason 182

Shadow is the antichrist of the crayon family. 

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Reason 181

That we just created a crayon rainbow. DAMN the colors that don't belong. 

[forever90s]

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Reason 180

That we are actually two perfectly capable females. However, we are actually Patrick and Spongebob. 

[fyeahthatssoraven-blog]

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Reason 179

Our thoughts this evening. As we color and organize crayons. 

[still-meditating-in-the-forest]

Watching Marley & Me

The scene where Marley dies 

[endearinglyromanticfailures-blog]

Reason 178

That time one of us was sad, so the other one of us had that person watch Marley and Me. 

[coginhiswheel]

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Reason 177

That we are so much like Donkey from Shrek 

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Reason 175

I want to go find a hill. I want to lay on said hill. I want to roll down the hill. Then I want to find the carnies and beg them to take me with them. 

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Reason 174

We are a box of sensicle popsicles. I call banana. 

[most-awkward-moments]

Reason 173

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: Breaking through the earth’s crust ascending from hell.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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How funny I find this, and all the people I want to apply it to. 

[lovequotesrus]

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Reason 172

My question of the day for almost all those I have encountered thus far. 

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Reason 171

Scheduling cheesecake reunions...

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Reason 170

I have been listening to this nonstop for weeks. 

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Reason 169

I performed a delightful concert in my car today as I was driving around town. I feel as though all drivers that I passed really appreciated it. 

[psychofactz]

http://www.psychofactz.com/

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Reason 168

Maybe this is the problem....