backwoods swamp hag

34 | lutruwita | just kinda sitting in the corner vibing, been here forever don't mind me (they/them)

[gif87a-com]

[homosexualontheloose]

[sunshine-tattoo]

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

[acerby]

Jörmungandr is trying to catch a plane they are late for ragnarok

[seabeck]

Filling a niche

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[velvet-apricots]

The wife in question

[augustwasheree]

[zanophox]

some kind of beast I'd encounter in Elden Ring

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[sophsun1]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 5.01: Buffy vs. Dracula

[seabeck]

Rabbitfoot grass

[seabeck]

Flowerpot parasols

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[livelovelaugh-777]

[neshamama]

murals in peasant house in Saratov, Russia, dating c. 1910

[expressions-of-nature]

by rolig_basseng

[cranberrymoons]

one thing about me is i am a bitch who LOOOOVES to get her hopes up

[weepingwidar]

Andrea Calisi (Italian, 1968) - Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf (2025)

[sternfleck]

How it feels to be

[hellativity]

this is what supernatural is like when they run out of lore after season 5 and they have to raise the stakes by just making shit up

[uwillneverknowwho]

Situations when it's appropriate to say "I'm always saying this":

1. When you are always saying this (factually correct)

2. When this is actually the opposite of what you're always saying (it's satire)

3. When you have never said this before in your life (how would they know!!)

4. When no one else in the world has ever said this and everyone knows that (very funny)

5. When no actual coherent words are being said (maybe I'm always saying this, like, emotionally)