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I'm like really bad at content warnings, if that makes this blog an unsafe space for you then block me, there's no hard feelings!!

[scarletbees]

hi im a 19yo trans girl in southern michigan. i was kicked out a month ago by my transphobic grandparents and now im living out of my car with my fiancée. she has been in the er four times in the last three weeks and we need money to survive.

pls donate

Donate to help homeless trans woman and her fiancée find stability, organized by scarlet lovelace

Hi, I'm a 19 year old homeless lesbian trans woman in souther… scarlet lovelace needs your support for help homeless trans woman and her fia

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[apocahipster]

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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[unpeeled-human]

[cryptotheism]

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[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you're now allergic to the last thing you ate! {all of the ingredients} how are you doing?

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Voting ended onNov 4, 2025

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

why are you scared? isnt this what you wanted?

what if i was a computer virus and you were a weeb girl with unsupervised internet access and we were in love

[kiragecko]

Ways to Improve Online (White-People) Recipes

If it asks for garlic, add that much ginger, and twice that much garlic.

If it asks for cinnamon, add 1 1/2 times as much cinnamon, and a small amount of nutmeg. If the MAIN flavour is cinnamon, also add a small amount of cloves and allspice.

If it asks for vanilla, also add a SMALL amount of almond extract. (Usually up to a few drops.)

If it asks for onions, also add some garlic, but add it 1 minute before you're either done cooking, or you add liquid

If the spices are pretty much only oregano or parsley, add both, as well as a small to medium amount of basil, thyme, summer savory, tarragon, and/or marjoram (the earlier two are great in beef, chicken and tomato dishes, while the others are good with pork, chicken, most vegetables, and pretty much anything else you can think of with a 'lighter' flavour)

if it asks for cheddar or mozzarella cheese, also add a bit of feta and parmesan

Don't be afraid of flavour!

(EDIT: I'm Canadian, and white)

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[gumi-megpoidd]

what file format is prev

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Voting ended onSep 14, 2025

[comagarden]

crawling out of august covered in blood

[chumbology]

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

[jellybeanium124]

#this is what talking to transphobes is like

@alabastermask ASDFSHBKGJLNDFASKBDHSJG

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Shitty things about being isekaied #102: finally met another earthling but hes like half my age so we dont have anything in common. somewhere along the line he got turned into a musclebound wolfman and every time i ask about it he gets super smug and refuses to tell me how it happened

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[datafags]

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

[graythegreyt]

Hey Tumblr. Guess what day it is. That's right it's SUNNY DAY!!!!!

HERE'S A LITTLE PHAINON TO GREET THE MORNING....

...MORE THOUGHTS UNDER THE CUT AS USUAL!! MWAH!!!!

@bittersweetresilience SUNNY my beautiful spouse my beloved my little tiny kitty HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!!!!!! GOSH I am so honored to be your friend and be silly with you and makes out a billion million times <333 You have such an enchanting energy about you my dear.... You're so upliftingly passionate and passionately kind and kindly dedicated and dedicatedly uplifting. AND FULL OF LITERALLY ALL THE CORRECT OPINIONS FOREVER!!! GAH!!! HOW DID WE SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU WE DIDN'T!!! I hope today gives you as much joy as you give us and is full of relaxation and the greatest sense of accomplishment ever!! YOU'RE WONDERFUL MY LOVE!!! CASTING BIRTHDAY WELL WISHING ONE THOUSAND YAYYY 💖💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞❤️💖

I freaking love doggy Phainon. He's so squishy. Well I hope nothing devious happens to him!!! 😏

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[purplebehittindifferent]

I’ll make more of these but please be respectful and know it’s not good manners to ask a stranger on the internet their medical history.

Also I reached 2k so please check out that post to help choose the event we should have. ALSO I CAN ACTUALLY DRAW PLEASE GO CHECK MY OTHER WORK 😭

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