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Nina/Noa | 24 | she/they | jewish ✡ | pfp by @chacnwheeze | mostly Our Flag Means Death and bunnies these days | Also on AO3 as jellybeanium124

[jellybeanium124]

[systlin]

So. Tyr, my dog, is a Great Pyraneese. This is important because this breed is known to be smart. Not in the way a German Shepherd or border Collie is smart, and wanting to please a human; Great Pyrs are independent minded and bred to Be Management of herds when a human might not be around.

Anyway.

It has been very pleasant out. We had the windows cracked and left them cracked when we went to work. This has never been an issue before.

My darling spouse was working on a job in a small town about a mile from our place. He was getting some stuff from the work van when he sees a large white dog prancing along.

"Huh." He thinks. "That looks an awful lot like.....TYR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE."

Tyr, delighted that she has Found Father, bounds up happily and gets in the work van to give face kisses.

"GIRL NO WHAT." Kev says, scrambling to go let the client know that he has to take the fucking criminal back home real quick.

Turns out she discovered that a window can be shoved open with a determined snoot, and a window screen is not as strong as 80 pounds of muscular dog. And went for an adventure.

I got a call at this point while I was doing payroll.

"BABE WE NEED TO BABY GATE ALL THE FUCKING WINDOWS." My spouse says.

"....okay??" I say, and then get the story. I swore a bunch.

Anyway my dog is a criminal escape artist and we have to baby proof the fucking windows now

[systlin]

My mom thinks this is the funniest thing ever because I, Age 11, discovered I could remove window screens to climb out my window and climb the house roof to stargaze, which nearly gave her a heart attack when she looked out a window when hearing a noise and saw her fucking child squirreling around on the roof.

"Like mother like daughter" she texted me and then about 20 laughing emojis in a row

[jellybeanium124]

I think izzy is the typa guy to decide to make dinner but realizes he's missing one vital ingredient so he gets in his car but halfway there his tire blows out so he walks to the store and it starts raining and he trips in some mud and rips his pants and they don't have what he's looking for at the store and when he gets back to his car it's been towed and izzy doesn't know who to even call because there's no signs around for towing and when he gets back to his house he realizes he left his house keys in the car and he lays down in front of his door, soaking wet, covered in mud, hungry, with scraped elbows and no car ready to simply cease to be and that's when his buddy jim calls and asks him if he wants to get dinner with the gang coz everyone's getting together and izzy holds back sobs for about 20 seconds and then bursts out crying and donkey laughing and the whole gang gets into wee john's VW van and pulls up to his house and sees him all pathetic and they go back to the garlic soup polycule house and he takes a shower and they feed him a warm meal and he goes "wow I can't believe I was ready to die 40 minutes ago lmao I was so stupid" and then stede and ed pull up and give izzy his keys because they were taking a rain walk and stede saw his car get impounded and they broke in and stole his car back also mmmm what smells so good? and john fixes izzy's pants and everything is gonna be okay actually.

and he gets home and realizes he left raw chicken out on his kitchen counter for 5 hours and has to chuck it.

[alexhelladraws]

Befriending this shelter bunny through sheer force of will. She doesn't know it yet but she's gonna love me

[lapin-milo]

I tried to get a cute photo of the rabbit holding the flag. He likes to eat it instead.

[evil-is-relative]

Ten Seconds of Pickles Very Quietly Snoring (VERY quietly)

[earring-stede]

[beadyeyes]

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

Absolutely legendary angle of nibbles with his strawberry top

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[jumpscart]

MY MERCH FOR @divinewhatarot !!! Preorders are now open, the deck has AMAZING art, writing, and merch! So thankful to be a part of this team!!!

[jumpscart]

THE FIRST STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKEDDDD ✨✨✨

[megaceros]

All of the canidae!

[gabriel-ey]

✦ Subtle Pride flags Stickers ✦

A few years ago, I made a subtle pride flag stickers series, my first big project to sell on redbubble I made an updated version with new flags added !

You can buy them here for now : -> ✨HERE✨ <-

[little-beast-bunny]

Double exposure monch

[spindle-and-nima]

Hes really up to no good

Naughty and bitey

[spindle-and-nima]

Biting is very rude

[spindle-and-nima]

Naughty.