The World's #1 Billy Joel Fan @jellybeanium124 - Tumblr Blog

#knock before coming in please #nina rambles #so actually I think I might have made this around 7ish #I remember looking at the metadata of the image on my computer at some point #rip to my old pinned post 2021-2026

jellybeanium124

I think izzy is the typa guy to decide to make dinner but realizes he's missing one vital ingredient so he gets in his car but halfway there his tire blows out so he walks to the store and it starts raining and he trips in some mud and rips his pants and they don't have what he's looking for at the store and when he gets back to his car it's been towed and izzy doesn't know who to even call because there's no signs around for towing and when he gets back to his house he realizes he left his house keys in the car and he lays down in front of his door, soaking wet, covered in mud, hungry, with scraped elbows and no car ready to simply cease to be and that's when his buddy jim calls and asks him if he wants to get dinner with the gang coz everyone's getting together and izzy holds back sobs for about 20 seconds and then bursts out crying and donkey laughing and the whole gang gets into wee john's VW van and pulls up to his house and sees him all pathetic and they go back to the garlic soup polycule house and he takes a shower and they feed him a warm meal and he goes "wow I can't believe I was ready to die 40 minutes ago lmao I was so stupid" and then stede and ed pull up and give izzy his keys because they were taking a rain walk and stede saw his car get impounded and they broke in and stole his car back also mmmm what smells so good? and john fixes izzy's pants and everything is gonna be okay actually.

and he gets home and realizes he left raw chicken out on his kitchen counter for 5 hours and has to chuck it.

alexhelladraws

Befriending this shelter bunny through sheer force of will. She doesn't know it yet but she's gonna love me

lapin-milo

I tried to get a cute photo of the rabbit holding the flag. He likes to eat it instead.

evil-is-relative

Ten Seconds of Pickles Very Quietly Snoring (VERY quietly)

earring-stede

beadyeyes

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

nibbles-the-bnuy

Absolutely legendary angle of nibbles with his strawberry top

puppygirllaika

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

puppygirllaika

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

puppygirllaika

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

jumpscart

MY MERCH FOR @divinewhatarot !!! Preorders are now open, the deck has AMAZING art, writing, and merch! So thankful to be a part of this team!!!

jumpscart

THE FIRST STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKEDDDD ✨✨✨

megaceros

All of the canidae!

gabriel-ey

✦ Subtle Pride flags Stickers ✦

A few years ago, I made a subtle pride flag stickers series, my first big project to sell on redbubble I made an updated version with new flags added !

You can buy them here for now : -> ✨HERE✨ <-