above all, be boring.

megan, 28, nj -> phl. sometimes comedian, always cat person. in 2004, someone stopped me in a hardware store and asked if i was 'megan from myspace'. I've been around the internet ever since.

[rednines]

Let me out of the economy

[ends-better]

lmao what if i was just back on tumblr

[bodyglitter]

once i learn how to finish one fucking complete thought you bitches are o

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[sonofthestone]

when your coconut oil starts solidifying

[fishycian]

[vlli-moved-blog]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

what the fuck

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

these seriously feel like they were taken in a different dimension

[mrimmortal]

I saw one of these but of thanksgiving… what the fuck is this from

[thoroughly-manic-megan]

A truly cursed image

[nyquilnap]

[megurashkarchived]

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

[ends-better]

plot twist: it was my birth control making me sleepy all the time.

[pileofknives]

[ekphrasticbitch]

[trashwag]

Lmfaooooooo

[leplastiquedick]

i.. 

[hoh-robe]

we stan julie

[realitytvshow]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ends-better]

Type yes if you agree

[jasper-rolls]

[gothicprep]

fuck appearances. start posting song lyrics on social media again in 2017