[sportmuscles]

hello what’s up

[sportmuscles]

Hey guys what’s up

[sportmuscles]

No no, that's true about worms, that they are 1000 times stronger that a human. It's just that their strength is proportionate to their size. Like 1:16 Gundam models, you know?

Interesting, thanks!

[sportmuscles]

Hey what’s up guys it’s tommy here and today I’ve got some huge huge news for you

[stillhereunfortunately]

im waiting patiently for the huge news

[sportmuscles]

Michael Jackso died

[stillhereunfortunately]

[sportmuscles]

Hey what’s up guys it’s tommy here and today I’ve got some huge huge news for you

[lopmon]

[googlebus]

male feminist here I’d rather have sex with the first one :-) 

[upperstory]

@googlebus women don’t contour so we can have sex with males. We do it because we feel fucking fabulous and it takes a surreal amount of skill and time why the fuck would we waste it getting all smeared up on the sheets when an incompetent male feminist cums too early and inadvertently ends up splashing us with a facial. This is not directed at you, googlebus, specifically but at all the misguided male feminists who think because they have a penis and they identify as feminists either to get pussy or to feel righteous that they have any right to an opinion about a woman’s body. Unless you’re actually a female identifying entity satirizing a male feminist in which case I’m sorry for my words and lack of ability to read sarcasm. In short, fuck you to all the male feminists who think any of us ladies give a flying fuck what you think about our contouring you DO NOT GET A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU PREFER A NAKED FACE YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE JUST THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF THE FEDORA WEARING “NICE GUY”.

[googlebus]

is the dragon single?

[sportmuscles]

Are you the worm guy?

No 

[sportmuscles]

Hey tom

Hey

[sportmuscles]

@rattattoile @maelwynn @spearfame thanks for your answers fellas I'm gonna give them a listen tonight

[sportmuscles]

Anyone got any good podcasts that I can listen to while I fall asleep

[ericnguyenthedrawer]

Visit Original Link

I thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me. 

[talesfrominceland]

[sportmuscles]

Watched Daddy's home yesterday and the weirdest part was the fact that Mark Wahlberg was meant to be the heart-throb and I wonder if the director wanted to cast someone else but had to settle for him because no one else wanted the role

[aidn]

i shouldn’t be surprised because of course the COO of jake paul’s company looks like this

[sportmuscles]

That's Nick Crompton you ignorant fool

[sportmuscles]

Had a nice kiwi this morning just wish they weren't hairy

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

someone said this like, completely unprompted during a skirmish and i can’t stop thinking about it