I am superman, and I can do anything

Ryder Lynn. Sophomore. Megastud. What's up, McKinley? My name's Ryder, and I'm new this year. You might have seen me as Danny Zuko across from the most kickass Sandy the world's ever seen in Grease this year, but just in case you didn't, I've also got sweet endzone dances for the football team and I'm in the glee club. I've made some pretty awesome new friends this year and I'm kind of loving the fact that I can read now, so I don't have a lot to complain about -- I've even seen Dark Knight Rises now and everything. (Spoiler alert: it wasn't as good as the second one, I wish I'd just seen it sooner and gotten it over with.) Jyder Catfish Redo 1x1

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: I haven't really met him, so there wasn't anything for him to leave.. But that's nice of you to say, Ryder. Are you always this nice? My mom works hard for me and she's great.

Katie: Not your type? What IS your type? :P

Ryder: Yeah, but you were probably a really cute baby, who'd want to leave that behind? Um, you'd have to ask other people that. I get mad sometimes, like I kinda wanted to shove the evil little crap Warblers for cheating at Sectionals.

Ryder: People who don't make me feel dumb all the time like Kitty does is probably a good start :-p

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: You're so sweet. I guess, don't ask me about my dad? LOL he's never really been around, but I have my mom and that's enough

Katie: Oh!! Well what about Kitty? You don't like her too do you? :P

Ryder: That sucks. I don't now why anybody would ever wanna leave somebody as awesome as you but it's definitely his loss. What's your mom lie?

Ryder: Kitty? No way, we JUST sorta became friends. She's not really my type. Besides, I'm a one woman kinda guy O:-)

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: That's true. Ummmm I guess the normal amount? Parent problems, school problems.. Just the normal stuff teenagers have to deal with, I suppose!

Katie: She think you're getting an eye for the dudes? LOL!

Ryder: Anything you wanna tell me about? At the risk of sounding totally creepy, I wanna know like, everything important about you.

Ryder: Apparently LOL. Although according to her it would be a step up from "pining for - " actually, I don't wanna repeat any of her nicknames for Marley, they're kinda mean.

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: Really? You seem like too much of a nice guy for anything dickish to happen to you. It just doesn't seem fair!

Katie: Lucky me ;)

Ryder: You know what they say, bad things happen to good people :-p Haven't you had any bad luck hit you?

Ryder: Kitty got REAL suspicious when I asked for more pictures of me and the other dudes shirtless, but sending them to you's worth it ;)

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: I like the idea of fate. It's also fate we're still talking.. And maybe it'll be fate that more happens ;)

Katie: Mhmm. That sounds like a promise :P

Ryder: If that happens then fate finally decided to make up for all those times it was a total dick to me :)

Ryder: I'll get a copy of my other calendar month tomorrow ;-)

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Katie: You're so good at this! I'm impressed, Ryder. I definitely chose a great invention partner ;)

Katie: Just got it! Wow, you are a handsome one, aren't you?! You have my seal of approval.

Ryder: And I chose an awesome muse! Or I guess fate chose her, since I had no idea I'd ever find you :D

Ryder: You like it? There's more where that came from ;-)

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: Maybe ;)

Katie: Oh that's a good point. Maybe some kind of latch. We'll have to figure it out!

Katie: You flatter me :P I definitely am. Once I really get to know you ofc. U got a shirtless pic? ;)

Ryder: I better step up my game here, then!

Ryder: Maybe the saucer could like double as a lid so that it's ready to go when you get where you're going. We got this, we'll totally figure it out.

Ryder: I might have a few. We did this Men Of McKinley Calendar, I think I look pretty awesome for that ;-)

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: She sounds like a catch ;)

Katie: Oh boy, you put me on the spot! What about cups with a clippable saucer? So yu can always put a cup down.

Katie: Sounds like a perfect night... Oooorrrr a perfect date?

Ryder: Hopefully she wants to be caught O:-)

Ryder: That would be pretty awesome! Where would the clips go, though? We might have to do some problem solving together ;-)

Ryder: Only if it were with the perfect girl. You interested?

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: Oh really? Ancient history? You seem pretty sure of that. Any reason why? ;)

Katie: Does he really have time for anything else? Of course, his whole company but he pays people to do that and just has to show his face every now and again. So smart. Mor epeople should be like Bruce!

Katie: NO WAY. I love that one too! Perhaps biased for Catwoman but everyone loves a happy ending. We'll just have to watch all of them together to really get emotional at the end, right? It's the only GREAT way to watch a series!

Ryder: Well, I might have met somebody new and awesome instead ;)

Ryder: I wanna be like Bruce. Quick, pick a company for me to open so I can become a millionaire quick :-p

Ryder: Exactly! I left Dark Knight kinda confused by the ending, even if it was really good. I don't know, I also felt kind of hopeless; hope is way cooler. A movie marathon with you? Sounds like the perfect night :D

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: I bet you say that to all the cute girls ;)

Katie: I think I like that cheat! I can have the female role model and the every-day guy people's hero. I mean, if a super rich dude can be an every day guy. I think he makes it work!

Katie: I hope you're really into the Dark Knight movies. Maybe we can watch them together one day.

Ryder: Nope. There's only one other girl that's made me get all mushy and cute, and that's ancient history now :p

Ryder: Totally. I feel like Bruce just uses his money to stock up the batcave and to like, keep his cover while he's off doing Bat-stuff anyway.

Ryder: Um, duh! Although is it lame if I say Dark Knight Rises is my favorite? I know the Joker was epic and everyone loves the second one, but Dark Knight Rises had Anne Hathaway as Catwoman AND everything got wrapped up in a kind of happy ending? But if we watch it together I bet you could change my mind :D

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: I'm pretty darn lucky ;)

Katie: Ooo, that's a toss up between Wonder Woman and Batman. How can I choose between a badass lady with no weakness and a guy that doesn't even have any superpowers, but he runs with the big leagues?

Ryder: No way, I'm the one that gets to talk to you all the time, I'm the lucky one here.

Ryder: Why choose? You could totally have favorite girl hero and favorite guy hero (it's how I cheat when I can't pick favorites in stuff). Batman inspired lots of other badass guys who don't have powers but still try to save people, too, though.

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: Definitely not. I wouldn't want anyone BUT a nice guy for a boyfriend.

Katie: Even I have to say that Catwoman was kind of hot in it. But Who DOESN'T like Batman? Or the Avengers!

Ryder: Have I mentioned today that you're like the most awesome girl I've ever met?

Ryder: Favorite superhero, go!

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: Well, still! I have to say.. If I was to date a football player, I would date the nice guys. That's the most important thing.

Katie: Oh gosh! You've seen it now though, right? It's amazing.

Ryder: You mean you don't buy into the whole 'nice guys finish last' thing? Because I've always hated that.

Ryder: YES! I think it was my favorite of the three, even if Bane was lame compared to the Joker. Anne Hathaway as Catwoman totally surprised me enough to give it the win.

Ryder: Does this mean I'm talking to a girl cool enough to like Batman?

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: Totally. Don't they know that being a jock AND being nice will get them so many more dates? Besides, what NFL player is a jerk?

Katie: Oh wow, really? You definitely don't seem stupid so I'm sorry they though that. It's good that you know now though, right? I bet school is a whole lot nicer!

Ryder: I probably shouldn't give you examples, there are actually some dudes that make the whole league look really bad because of the crappy stuff they've done. But there are crappy people everywhere! They should be the exception, not the rule.

Ryder: Yeah, it's awesome! I've got like almost all A's now, it's way better than having to miss out on stuff like Dark Knight Rises because I'm studying for a test I'll barely even pass like I used to do.

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: That girl needs some serious therapy!

Katie: Well, good. I think singing and dancing is cool. Talent in general is the coolest. Who really cares so much about expensive clothes and who's the biggest jerk?

Katie: I haven't even noticed, so you're perfectly fine! Dyslexic though? Is that difficult? Sorry if I'm prying too much.. I just want to know about you

Ryder: Usually the jerks are jocks, but I don't get why they have to be dicks to everybody else just because they're good at something too. Maybe it's 'cause they know how hard it is to actually make the NFL.

Ryder: It's okay, I want you to know about me, too :) I didn't know I had it until like last fall, my parents thought I was just stupid or didn't try hard enough.

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SMS ✉ Katie → Ryder

Katie: People are scared of mayo? What is wrong with the world??

Katie: Oh really? Well, your school sounds super interesting! Is Glee club cool? It should be.

Katie: When we get to know each other better! I get really nervous on the phone..

Ryder: I saw a girl at Target one time literally running away from someone just because they were holding a mayo jar!

Ryder: They didn't used to be, but last year they won nationals so people don't really give them crap about singing and dancing anymore.

Ryder: I get really nervous texting. I'm kind of dyslexic so I hope I don't spell too much stuff wrong - I hope autocorrect's been doing okay so far!