Gonna Be Nice If It Kills Me!

Geriatric 30-something. He/She. Occasional scream into the void. Occasional NSFW.

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today's warm up doodle

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[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

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L'Art du coiffeur, no. 3, 15 décembre 1833, Paris. Le Follet Courrier des Salons. Lady's Magazine. No. 320. Bibliothèque nationale de France

On s'abonne à la Direction du Follet, Boulevart St. Martin. No. 61.

Coiffure Antique avec Plumes et Pierreries. Robe en Tulle garnie de Plumes et de Fleurs. Published by J. Page, 112, Fetter lane, London. 1834.

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[goldensunset]

i love when people drop sticky notes or other personal memo cards in public places because then the curious george in me gets to go like

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[flipchild]

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

[effemimaniac]

Not what he's called.

[flipchild]

What?

[flipchild]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break

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[catchymemes]

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[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Medieval dungeon chatroom

InnocentCobbler: I Can't take much more...

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torturevictim12: heeeeeelllllllllppppp

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Smellysickly: 🐀🐀💩🐀🐀🤢🐀💩💩🐀💩

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ScremWhenYouSeeMe [MOD]: Hey guys my kid is dunking a witch in front of the king today. Would it be okay if I took the day off and just let you starve a bit?

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InnocentCobbler: 👍

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Smellysickly: Go for it! 😁

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torturevictim12: moans happily

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i_deserve_it: Breaking wheel today plss

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💬 Several people are typing...

[victusinveritas]

There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.

[hubblegleeflower]

All news posts are stronger with receipts:

8 convicted in Texas immigration center shooting and protest are sentenced to decades in prison

Eight people accused by the Justice Department of having ties to antifa have been sentenced to decades in federal prison over a shooting out

[zendadya]

Zendaya via Instagram (June 26, 2026)

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[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

Image rating: Cute!

Cars only show their bellies when they are feeling safe and comfortable. This car really trusts you!

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[punissuer]

ID / TL;DW: young Black man explains the history of voodoo dolls: they originated in England, where Black people where prohibited from learning to read or write, to help witches keep track of what ailed their patients. Eg., person goes to witch and laments headache, they treat their headache and make a small doll (called "poppet"), trying to represent them as good as possible, stick a needle in its head and put it up a shelf. When they return next week, the witch takes their poppet and asks about their headache. If it's gone, they remove the needle, otherwise they know they have to treat a rather persistent headache.

[tartrazeen]

I'm just gonna freeze-frame this for everybody: