An absolute loser

22. nb. (tw) the illicit stuff: @himin3d

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[krasnoarmeyets]

"please kill me" < bad, asking people to do emotional labor for you

"i'm killing myself" < too self-centered

"i'm killing you" < not thinking big enough

"i'm killing everyone" < radical, innovative

[enki2]

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[pandaphox]

Just saying

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[depsidase]

[didlo]

She ate a scorpion ):

[depsidase]

[mevil]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[depsidase]

[neptuniumochi]

nope.

it's closer to "the poor dont want to be exploited"

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true