neptuniumochi

she/her i post unfunny slop and nerd out about my hyperfixations im 14 btw no creepy/yucky stuff

[neptuniumochi]

no poop july off to a good start

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[neptuniumochi]

the few times i've written anything i have fallen on the right side of this spectrum. maybe surrealism is my thing, just put some total bullshit on a google doc and call it a day.

[hispanicnothispeace]

does anyone know how to stop desire from being the root of all suffering

[javascript-official]

Square it

[neptuniumochi]

well but then it's just all suffering

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

life row inmate eating his first meal

[postoctobrist]

the Buddha used to say this about any baby he saw and people hated it

[adding-girls-to-posts]

life row inmate eating her first meal

[sapphic-shart]

life row inmate eating her first girl

[neptuniumochi]

girl row inmate eating her first girl

[neptuniumochi]

someone should make it so that i can get 5 consecutive life sentences for jaywalking that would be great

[neptuniumochi]

wait why do we have to EAT the rich? why not just kill them or something??? do we WANT an uncurable prion disease? genuinely question

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[neptuniumochi]

hamburger: the sex.

[neptuniumochi]

one time i caused drama on the powder toy by uploading a solution to a wall challenge

[depsidase]

[neptuniumochi]

ROGUE RIVER MENTIONED!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SUB-110 DEGREE TEMPERATURES?!?!? gn

[neptuniumochi]

wait what if i inserted an html end tag in one of my posts

[depsidase]

[neptuniumochi]

well maybe they should consider not doing that

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[neptuniumochi]

just remove the stuff like "with memory issues" and "with cognitive decline."

just be kinder to people.

[astrophage-offical]

Hi astrophage! It's so hot out. Can you maybe eat just a little bit of sun so I can go outside and enjoy the fresh air?

Yeah @taumoeba-official can you get off the sun and just let us have a nibblleeee :(

[taumoeba-official]

it's our job to not let you onto the sun (and to eat you) we aren't going to move just because 1 human wants us to

[astrophage-offical]

Damnit

[neptuniumochi]

i want taumoeba to move actually

[neptuniumochi]

bro is 3 ball hairs tall 😭😭😭

[neptuniumochi]

i have GOT to get out of here

[totally-kasane-teto]

@ abstractsama

[neptuniumochi]

shes just like me

[depsidase]

[neptuniumochi]

i rewrote a game i made on my calculator as a coding exercise. original version was unpolished, boring, 7-10 lines. New version is twice that, but way more fun and polished. I am way more proud of the new, rewritten version than the original which was just a random number generator and an if statement.