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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In english,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” - A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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Universities are very familiar with bright, qualified school-leavers who arrive and then go into shock on finding that biology or physics isn’t quite what they’ve been taught so far. ‘Yes, but you needed to understand that,’ they are told, 'so that now we can tell you why it isn’t exactly true.’ Discworld teachers know this, and use it to demonstrate why universities are truly storehouses of knowledge: students arrive from school confident that they know very nearly everything, and they leave years later certain that they know practically nothing. Where did the knowledge go in the meantime? Into the university, of course, where it is carefully dried and stored.

Terry Pratchett - The Science Of Discworld (via terrypratchettparadise)

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Qasim

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Qasim J cole Love yourz

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Qasim Insane rhyming scheme in eminem songs. Rhyme not inly ending but also whole stanzas

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Qasim Brain facts

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Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn’t stifle enough of them.

Flannery O’Connor (via writingadviceandwisdom)

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Lyric Poem

Milk it for all it’s worth

I walk alone, think of home

Looking back at me, I’ve seen I’ve never really got it right

Conversion, software version seven-point-O

I’ve been changin’ but you’ll never see me now

Screaming on the inside

Change my attempt, good intentions

It starts with pain, followed by hate

One thing, I don’t know why

A stranger asked me where you coming from

Help me if you can, it’s just that this is not the way I’m wired

Got it all too high, got it figured out

In this farewell, there’s no blood, there’s no alibi

Never home to fulfill her needs

I think it’s time for a change            

It wasn’t meant to be, this thing with you and me

Hold me now I need to feel relief

I got my finger on the trigger

If you only knew

All alone I pierce the chain

Songs:

Had Enough – Breaking Benjamin

On My Own – Three Days Grace

Cold – Crossfade

Toxicity – System of a Down

So Far Away – CrossFade

Into the Nothing – Breaking Benjamin

Wasteland – 10 years

World So cold – 12 Stones

In the End – Linkin Park

Take This – Gemini Syndrome

The Outsider – A Perfect Circle

Dragon Ninja – Lost Prophets

What I’ve Done – Linkin Park

Gone – Nothing More

Pass Slowly – Seether

Waste of Space – Ra

The Gift – Seether

Take the Bullets Away – We as Human

If you Only Knew – Shinedown

Fly From the Inside - Shinedown

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For my third post of the evening, the versatility of the english language

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For my second post of the evening

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A classic clip from the simpsons that is incredibly relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RejrrkrRShM