why are you blue

The trans lesbiam

[problempuppy]

i could be the most incompetent attack dog youve ever seen

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[skunkies]

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[mirakurutaimu]

in order to compete with X, the Everything app, we have launched Bluesky, the Nothing app. Claude my little chudlet please program a function that makes all the mean trans people who bully me on the computer have an allergy flareup

[doctor-bodacious]

anyone remember this scene from evil dead 3

[wizardjpeg]

my big damn cigar. and you know ill smoke it fully

[dragongirlsweetie]

it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

[dragongirlsweetie]

i could make a nest here it would be so good it's got the perfect amount of structural support for the strands of goo to connect up and hold together easily without collapsing and forming a cozy little den for me to sleep in. but all anyone cares about is booboo's playtime party friends

[foxxear]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are one of the Scary Screatures

[dragongirlsweetie]

i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me

[mangonetics]

She let me hit therefore I am

[kasat1k]

how to disappear completely

[tumblrisweird]

This sequence of events was really funny to me

[enibenni]

[nohoperadio]

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

[knightochan-official-deactivate]

some girls have what I call "succubus factor" which is their ability to make you say deranged pervert things that you'd normally feel a little grossed out at yourself doing. but without remorse

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[b33tlejules]

[widogasted]

can i come over and do this at you

[b33tlejules]

us