🔞Little Fetid Beast of The Bog🔞

(18+ ONLY) Nonbinary AFAB lesbian, draws a lot, 27, i tag my art as #Takostrations

[namibozsu]

<Precipice Of Coral>

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[princessdraconic]

[trying to make you mad] well my breasts aren't even that big

[maidthings]

USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST

[wemon]

Aerith projecting her period cramps onto Sephiroth who is projecting them onto Cloud

[danielkahndyke]

[netoraremike]

my wife has sex. but not with me

-netorare mike

[cryptotheism]

Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

[sharkgirldick]

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

[juniepops]

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[weepingchoir]

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[ashenmind]

mimic girl…

[cad-comic]

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[i0990]

[baconpal]

Youmu's singular party trick

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis