Enide Dear

Look, all I post is hot fictional men making out, kick ass warrior women with medevial weapons and amusing silmarillion tidbits.

[fealty-to-thee]

Having a blorbo is SO wonderful bc you get free joy for thinking about them being happy but also free joy for thinking about them being miserable. No losing

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[venuspenalty]

I drew the thing

[davidmalki]

Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time

[rottenpumpkin13]

Okay so Reno and Sephiroth in bed but in a not sexual way

*Sephiroth and Reno have been sent to review mission equipment at a sub-level storage warehouse because they’re the respective SOLDIER and Turk assigned to it. Reno is drawn towards a bed*

Reno: Hey look, a bed.

Sephiroth: It’s probably a prop. Or knowing Shinra, a containment unit with a mattress on top.

Reno, sitting down: Nope! It’s real. Man, I haven’t sat down for more than four minutes this week. These back-to-back assignments are killing me. The VP’s had me on rotation since Monday.

Sephiroth, also sitting: I can relate. I haven’t had a break in weeks because Lazard keeps booking me for every possible task.

Reno: The manpower in this company is so unappreciated.

Sephiroth: It is.

Reno, lying down: Hey this mattress is really good. Come on, try it!

*Sephiroth tentatively lies down beside him, closes his eyes, and sighs*

Sephiroth: Finally.

Reno: I know right?

*He pulls the blanket over them both*

Reno: I wish this were a daily thing.

Sephiroth: A weekly thing would be enough for me.

*They both laugh. Tseng rounds the corner with a clipboard and sees them bonding in bed*

Tseng: ....

Reno: No no. Don’t worry, it’s not what it looks like.

Tseng: I don’t know what I’m looking AT. How did this pairing even happen? What could you two possibly have in common??

Sephiroth: We’re both starving for the same thing and couldn’t wait any longer.

*Tseng panics and rushes off*

Sephiroth: I wonder why he ran away.

Reno: MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY.

[thecrazyphantom]

I've been thinking about this all day tbh

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[randomthoughtshere24]

A quick snack break 🍎

Work is kicking my ass, drawing these two getting a quiet moment helps lol

[r-s13]

[kathaletta]

some silly sketches of Carl and Donut that I drew for shits and giggles 🙃

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[argumate]

so hard to find these guys

[uncuteartist]

Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain

[bogleech]

I love that I can say "watch out! They can sting you" about this thingy

[croaksac]

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[krocodilian]

🦈🐊

[evilwizard]

goodnight goblins. goodnight ghouls. goodnight screaming tomes and scrolls. goodnight floating glowing eye. goodnight my dear homunculi. goodnight imps and spectral wraiths. goodnight false god that feeds on faith. goodnight bony skeletons. goodnight inert collapsing sun. goodnight monster made of mud. goodnight vampires drinking blood. i wish you all good evil-night. and please do let the bed bugs bite

[infinitegenderlessmess]

@monstrousagonies

[blackboxpodcast]

Visit Original Link

I had to try reading this aloud. - L

[strawlessandbraless]

Great-Eared Nightjar aka the ‘baby Dragon’ bird Appreciation Post 🐉 🐥

📷 credit: Live Science

[kaciart]

Losers

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