😏 gamer 🕷 i will eat the devil 💔

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[pangur-and-grim]

you ever just look over and see the animal?

[plaguedocboi]

I have truly been blessed this flat fuck Friday

[headspace-hotel]

Seems legit

[headspace-hotel]

we all hear about kudzu being introduced as "erosion control" in the South but I don't think contemporary people understand on a gut level what that means

these are images from a 1930s pamphlet that endorsed kudzu, entitled "stop gullies: save your farm"

It was Bad.

[headspace-hotel]

Invasive plants need to be understood as part of a much larger cycle of incredible violence against the land.

[peat-moss-and-starlight]

For context: erosion on that scale occurred as a result of our clear-cutting entire states. The land east of the Mississippi used to be covered in old-growth forest to an extent that we literally can’t imagine anymore, because most of us have never seen a forest over 100 years old. It turns out if you remove all vegetation from a landscape, you end up with a bunch of loose soil ready to move downstream. A fast-growing plant that covers everything in dense vegetation sounds like salvation when you’re surrounded by 40-foot deep gullies that get wider with every rainstorm.

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[soupwife]

he’s 1 year old btw

[soupwife]

he used to be one day old 😭

[paxamericana]

[loccorocco]

Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack

[matt-barber58]

One of the most remarkably colored clouds I've ever seen. Did not touch that in processing; only the dark foreground was brightened a bit.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[yorhaw]

[infestuous]

have yall heard about the 17lb cannibal cat named Baby Jesus

[infestuous]

thats a big a boy

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[charlesoberonn]

Did teen girls in the 60s write weird fanfic in their notebooks about being sold to the Beatles or Beach Boys?

[charlesoberonn]

So apparently there weren't actually that many unironic "sold to One Direction" fics in the 2010s. Most of them were satirical.

[mr-elementle]

There should be a name for the phenomena where something does a plot or elements that enters the public conscious as a cliche despite most instances of it's actually being a parody of 1 or very few in ironic examples.

Like there are almost no horror movies that are earnestly about a group of teens going to a cabin in the woods and getting got by monsters, almost every example is either a parody or satire or a subversion,

[charlesoberonn]

Phantom Trope maybe? Like phantom islands.

[nerathul]

Isn't that just dead unicorns?

[charlesoberonn]

That's brilliant, actually. Like "beating a dead horse" but the horse doesn't exist.

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Defensive Measures (2026)

[xylophonetangerine]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.