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[jcylenz]

“My tía always said that even assholes are useful for shitting and fucking.”

[lonely-silhouette-blog]

[eleanor-hates-pedos-blog]

This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????

[mischiefissirius-deactivated201]

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i think most people are interpreting this as wanting a partner, but also being gay is way better when you have a bunch of gay friends

[i-got-personality]

Waiting for June

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[robineisenberg]

🌈💜

[3tych]

[altair]

Visit Original Link

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

[mcstump]

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

[missmuntyhunty]

[gilrlikegirl]

[inkskinned]

me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it some shit: *starts happening* me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™

[micdotcom]

Watch: Samantha Bee takes on untested rape kits and the cops and politicians who want to destroy them.

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[runesandfaes]

This is fucking hilarious

[lexiewrites]

[prozach27]

Interacting with people on tumblr when you’re not a teenager anymore like

[slayerbuffy]

[onlytwitterpics]

[stsebastiens]

Hey, where I can find your effect stars (gif) with your edit here => /post/153925981468/defenders-smoke-bomb-photography

@cpn-america also asked me something similar, so I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone and make a tutorial! 

how to make something like this:

or this:

you will need:

photoshop cs6 (or cs5)

a basic knowledge of said program

the top gif from this post (this is where you get the sparkly effect, so just drag it onto your desktop)

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[majikmountain]

What is gay privilege?

[thotso-deactivated20150617]

better sex

[acciowine]

No accidental kids.

[monkeysaysficus]

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

[warpedrhythm-deactivated2017061]

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

[fumbling-towards-ecstasy001-dea]

Not being straight.