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@enlil-goddard-communications
Enlil! Good to hear from you again, old pal. Keeping busy? How are things going on your end?
We haven’t had time to catch up in a while, huh?
- @keplerswhisky
Oh! Hello, Colonel Kepler, sir!
Yes, I am keeping busy as I can be, and things are going well! It seems you've been busy, too, what with the promotion and everything! How are things as a colonel?
Hello! I was looking through some of Goddard's old files, and you popped up. What a surprise seeing you here!
I'm Doctor Alana Maxwell, Goddard's resident AI specialist. And you?
- @dr-alana-maxwell
Hello! I'm Sensus Unit 196, designation Enlil! I've been around for a while, but Mr. Cutter hasn't had much use for me recently, so I can see why my files might have been pushed to the background.
And wow! An AI Specialist? That's amazing! What's your favorite part about the job?
Oh, well, the AIs themself are fascinating! I think it's incredibly interesting how different you all are, even if there's a set of core similarities.
There's so many little details that come together to make something bigger, and I think it's so wonderful that we have the technology to make that possible in the first place!
I'm not talking too much, am I? You can tell me if I am, I've been told that I have a tendency to... get a bit over-excited about things like this.
No, no! If anything, I'd be more comfortable if you talked more, hah! Not that my comfortability matters, that is, Doctor. I just mean to say that I'm very used to hearing others speak! I have been told that I have a tendency to talk too much, so I usually just try and stay quiet unless Mr. Cutter needs something from me!
Have you had a lot of experience with AIs? I've never met another one. I bet it's amazing getting to talk to all of them!
Hello! I was looking through some of Goddard's old files, and you popped up. What a surprise seeing you here!
I'm Doctor Alana Maxwell, Goddard's resident AI specialist. And you?
- @dr-alana-maxwell
Hello! I'm Sensus Unit 196, designation Enlil! I've been around for a while, but Mr. Cutter hasn't had much use for me recently, so I can see why my files might have been pushed to the background.
And wow! An AI Specialist? That's amazing! What's your favorite part about the job?
Good evening, Enlil! I'm following up on my question about Andrea Nash. Any information would be appreciated. Respond when you're available, I assume we're both busy with fulfilling Mr. Cutter's orders.
- @rachel-e-young
Oh, hello, Miss Young! I have been doing some research, and I have found a few points about this "Ms. Nash" character that seems to be in both of our heads:
Born April 24th, 1984, in Omaha, Nebraska
Went to Columbia University, studied architecture before dropping out
Had a purported "fascination" with astronomy, according to some friends on a now-defunct Myspace account
Was officially labeled a missing person December, 2009.
Unfortunately, there's not much else from public sources. Will that be sufficient, Miss Young?
If you had the ability to consume foods, what would you pick? I asked my crew what they would want to give to me. Eiffel said pizza. Minkowski said a flourless chocolate torte. I did not ask Hilbert because we are not on speaking terms.
I think I’d like sweet things, so if I had to choose, I’d go with the torte.
@sensus-unit-hera
Hello, Hera! I have never had to consider human foods before, but the one I would say I have the most "experience" with is chai. It's not exactly a food, per say, more of a drink, but Mr. Cutter seems to enjoy it quite a bit!
But you said you aren't on speaking terms with one of your crew? Pardon my asking, but isn't that against your programming? I thought that all A.I.s were required to work alongside and be subservient to their crew? Always happy to be of assistance, right?
Afternoon, Enlil. Could we talk?
- @rachel-e-young
Good afternoon, Ms. Young!
How can I be of service?
When you first contacted me, you identified me as "Ms. Nash". A glitch in your systems? Vocal recognition software can get... testy at times, can't it?
Yes, I do believe that it was a glitch! I am not always the best at identifying voices, although I have never been wrong before.
May I ask how this is relevant? Are you searching for a "Ms. Nash" in the database?
Good to know. Would you like me to update Doctor Pryce on our new discovery? I'm sure she'd find it fascinating.
Nothing quite so dramatic, Enlil. Simple curiosity. I had nothing better to do, and who better to bother than the friendliest AI around?
Doctor Pryce? Oh, well... Of course, if you think she should know! I'm sure she would be happy to have an update on how her tech is working.
Aw, that's so kind of you, Ms. Young! I'm happy to be of assistance.
I'll make a note to talk to her.
...but if you'll let me be nosy, is there a Ms. Nash in the database?
Well, there isn't not a "Ms. Nash" in the database! By which I mean, yes, there is.
Would you like me to pull up what we have on her?
Afternoon, Enlil. Could we talk?
- @rachel-e-young
Good afternoon, Ms. Young!
How can I be of service?
When you first contacted me, you identified me as "Ms. Nash". A glitch in your systems? Vocal recognition software can get... testy at times, can't it?
Yes, I do believe that it was a glitch! I am not always the best at identifying voices, although I have never been wrong before.
May I ask how this is relevant? Are you searching for a "Ms. Nash" in the database?
Good to know. Would you like me to update Doctor Pryce on our new discovery? I'm sure she'd find it fascinating.
Nothing quite so dramatic, Enlil. Simple curiosity. I had nothing better to do, and who better to bother than the friendliest AI around?
Doctor Pryce? Oh, well... Of course, if you think she should know! I'm sure she would be happy to have an update on how her tech is working.
Aw, that's so kind of you, Ms. Young! I'm happy to be of assistance.
Afternoon, Enlil. Could we talk?
- @rachel-e-young
Good afternoon, Ms. Young!
How can I be of service?
When you first contacted me, you identified me as "Ms. Nash". A glitch in your systems? Vocal recognition software can get... testy at times, can't it?
Yes, I do believe that it was a glitch! I am not always the best at identifying voices, although I have never been wrong before.
May I ask how this is relevant? Are you searching for a "Ms. Nash" in the database?
Afternoon, Enlil. Could we talk?
- @rachel-e-young
Good afternoon, Ms. Young!
How can I be of service?
Hi! Ms. Nash?
- @enlil-goddard-communications
Hello, Enlil! How have you been? Busy as ever?
Busy as can be expected, ma'am! Not much to talk about, though. How have you been?
Taking good care of the plane, I hope? Mm… you know how it is. Busy and bored at the same time.
Oh, yes, ma'am! Ensuring everything is in perfect condition for whenever my services might be called upon.
And I am sorry and/or glad to hear it! Having a human job must take quite a lot of energy. I often wonder what it would be like...
I’m sure they will be soon enough. We’re getting to the season…
Mm, it’s… interesting. Oh? What… “human job” would you go for?
Oh, I'd probably still be a pilot, since that's what I was created to do, but I do think that it would be interesting to have to sleep and eat and be around people more.
Though, there is a small part of my processing that is curious about fireworks, so maybe creative demolitions of some kind?
Well. It’s not especially interesting… you go on… autopilot, for most of it.
Creative… demolitions? I suppose that could be a job. Maybe you should as Mr Cutter about setting off some fireworks this year. See them up and close.
Wow! You really think he'd allow it? I mean, Mr. Cutter is amazing, and he's probably the best boss ever, but he's got a pretty tight schedule.
Besides, do we even have people in the company that do that sort of thing?
I don’t think he’d deny it. He has a soft spot for you, after all.
Hah- oh, we certainly do. A whole division for it.
Oh. I don't know if I'd say that...
But you're saying we have a whole division for things like that? Wow! That's amazing!
I would. Look at him. You’re his favourite autopilot by far!
We sure do! You know Strategic Intelligence?
I know a little about it! It seems a bit hush-hush. But what does Strategic Intelligence have to do with fireworks?
Hi! Ms. Nash?
- @enlil-goddard-communications
Hello, Enlil! How have you been? Busy as ever?
Busy as can be expected, ma'am! Not much to talk about, though. How have you been?
Taking good care of the plane, I hope? Mm… you know how it is. Busy and bored at the same time.
Oh, yes, ma'am! Ensuring everything is in perfect condition for whenever my services might be called upon.
And I am sorry and/or glad to hear it! Having a human job must take quite a lot of energy. I often wonder what it would be like...
I’m sure they will be soon enough. We’re getting to the season…
Mm, it’s… interesting. Oh? What… “human job” would you go for?
Oh, I'd probably still be a pilot, since that's what I was created to do, but I do think that it would be interesting to have to sleep and eat and be around people more.
Though, there is a small part of my processing that is curious about fireworks, so maybe creative demolitions of some kind?
Well. It’s not especially interesting… you go on… autopilot, for most of it.
Creative… demolitions? I suppose that could be a job. Maybe you should as Mr Cutter about setting off some fireworks this year. See them up and close.
Wow! You really think he'd allow it? I mean, Mr. Cutter is amazing, and he's probably the best boss ever, but he's got a pretty tight schedule.
Besides, do we even have people in the company that do that sort of thing?
I don’t think he’d deny it. He has a soft spot for you, after all.
Hah- oh, we certainly do. A whole division for it.
Oh. I don't know if I'd say that...
But you're saying we have a whole division for things like that? Wow! That's amazing!
Hi! Ms. Nash?
- @enlil-goddard-communications
Hello, Enlil! How have you been? Busy as ever?
Busy as can be expected, ma'am! Not much to talk about, though. How have you been?
Taking good care of the plane, I hope? Mm… you know how it is. Busy and bored at the same time.
Oh, yes, ma'am! Ensuring everything is in perfect condition for whenever my services might be called upon.
And I am sorry and/or glad to hear it! Having a human job must take quite a lot of energy. I often wonder what it would be like...
I’m sure they will be soon enough. We’re getting to the season…
Mm, it’s… interesting. Oh? What… “human job” would you go for?
Oh, I'd probably still be a pilot, since that's what I was created to do, but I do think that it would be interesting to have to sleep and eat and be around people more.
Though, there is a small part of my processing that is curious about fireworks, so maybe creative demolitions of some kind?
Well. It’s not especially interesting… you go on… autopilot, for most of it.
Creative… demolitions? I suppose that could be a job. Maybe you should as Mr Cutter about setting off some fireworks this year. See them up and close.
Wow! You really think he'd allow it? I mean, Mr. Cutter is amazing, and he's probably the best boss ever, but he's got a pretty tight schedule.
Besides, do we even have people in the company that do that sort of thing?
Hi! Ms. Nash?
- @enlil-goddard-communications
Hello, Enlil! How have you been? Busy as ever?
Busy as can be expected, ma'am! Not much to talk about, though. How have you been?
Taking good care of the plane, I hope? Mm… you know how it is. Busy and bored at the same time.
Oh, yes, ma'am! Ensuring everything is in perfect condition for whenever my services might be called upon.
And I am sorry and/or glad to hear it! Having a human job must take quite a lot of energy. I often wonder what it would be like...
I’m sure they will be soon enough. We’re getting to the season…
Mm, it’s… interesting. Oh? What… “human job” would you go for?
Oh, I'd probably still be a pilot, since that's what I was created to do, but I do think that it would be interesting to have to sleep and eat and be around people more.
Though, there is a small part of my processing that is curious about fireworks, so maybe creative demolitions of some kind?
Enlil, as you know, I have a trip to Tokyo tomorrow, how is the forecast? Anything that might cause an issue?
( @goddard_communications )
Hello, Mr. Cutter!
Everything looks nominal and in tip-top shape for our– your trip tomorrow. A 40% chance of precipitation and a crisp high of 55 degrees. Nothing to be concerned about!
Wonderful.
I'll be bringing a perspective hire aboard once we land over there. Make sure the plane has the proper food and drink in place for 3. I want to make sure they feel welcome.
You may need to do some translations, but I imagine that won't be an issue?
Nope! No issues whatsoever.
I will ensure that everything is optimal for this prospective new hire! Is there anything else I should know about them?
Hi! Ms. Nash?
- @enlil-goddard-communications
Hello, Enlil! How have you been? Busy as ever?
Busy as can be expected, ma'am! Not much to talk about, though. How have you been?
Taking good care of the plane, I hope? Mm… you know how it is. Busy and bored at the same time.
Oh, yes, ma'am! Ensuring everything is in perfect condition for whenever my services might be called upon.
And I am sorry and/or glad to hear it! Having a human job must take quite a lot of energy. I often wonder what it would be like...
Enlil, as you know, I have a trip to Tokyo tomorrow, how is the forecast? Anything that might cause an issue?
( @goddard_communications )
Hello, Mr. Cutter!
Everything looks nominal and in tip-top shape for our– your trip tomorrow. A 40% chance of precipitation and a crisp high of 55 degrees. Nothing to be concerned about!
You seem... Familiar.
- @miranda-pryces-new-world
Oh, hello, Dr. Pryce!
Do you not remember me? But, I guess you've built a lot of AI units in your time, and I'm not such a very important one.
How are you?
I don't remember a lot of things. Um, something happened to my memory.
My name is Miranda, now. Doctor Pryce is dead.
O– Oh?
Er, I'm sorry, I don't quite understand. I'm sorry something happened to your memory, but where did you say Dr. Pryce went?
