deep fried human

kristen. art student. theater nerd/technician. amateur scenic painter. crazy plant lady. stitcher. sometimes-florist. bookworm.

[startreklesbian-deactivated2020]

Unicorn Store (2019) dir. Brie Larson

[wifimarydraws]

Everybody needs some magic in their lives, even if they’re all grown up🦄✨

[yashaslilaceye]

$3 Million Stretch Goal: Brian W Foster Personally Meets You In A Denny’s Parking Lot And Fist Fights You

[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[plumwildflowers]

I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

[elodieunderglass]

i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time

[geekandmisandry]

“Millennials are killing the-”

[sarahgreenillustration]

Rosh Hashanah is the start of the Jewish new year. We say l'shana tovah, which means have a good year. Apples and challah (dipped in honey) are symbols of hope for a sweet new year. :)

[whitepeopletwitter]

With great power comes great responsibility

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

This is the exact opposite of that kid who was like “I’m too young to be spiderman”

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[totheonedegree]

🙏🏽

[blue-pixiedust]

💵💵💵

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

The problem with the idea of 8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep and 8 hours of recreation as a structure for a day is that it simply can’t work that way. If I’m expected to be at work at 9, then my work day must begin at 7. Allowing myself a rushed experience to wake up and get to work. And I live close to work. So either my recreation or my sleep needs to take a hit, but for some people it could be more. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week as a basis for full time work is honestly unreasonable at that point. Because it isn’t actually 40 hours a week, it’s 50 hours a week lost to a job, of which 10 is unpaid.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

some of my coworkers have 2h of transit to get to work, which takes 4-5h off their free time. working full time is a bad idea and shouldve never been a thing

[xenoqueer]

This is, it’s worth noting, by design.  

It’s perfectly well known that people can only really “work” (in that they can only consistently and effectively perform tasks and create products) 3-6 hours a day, for 1 hour to 2 hours at a time. Generally speaking, the broad consensus among actual researchers is to aim for about 4 hours a day.

The rest of these work hours, and the associated sunken time necessary to get to and from these work hours, serves one purpose:

It exhausts people.

People who don’t have leisure time are stressed. People who are stressed need conveniences. People who need conveniences will pay for them.

People who are stressed also don’t have the energy to fight for their rights, having expended all that energy in just staying alive.

And let’s not forget that maintaining a clean home and providing food for yourself takes over 20 hours a week (appx 20 hours in-house, and varying hours spent running outside errands) if you are completely abled.

[bigwands]

I always hear those statistics framed as “employees waste so much time while at work” -_-

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[orion-rising]

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.

At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

[prismatic-bell]

Can confirm, have had this happen to some of my employees who were being stalked. Don’t do the thing.

[wordsnquotes]

Future is Female Pin

[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[solarbird]

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

The freedom of speech being taken away by an official member of the government

[splybox]

If anyone was curious on how to contact his office

[vethyourhalflingmother]

Mighty nein voice: Sorry about your awesome recurring villain, Matt, you know we had to do it to him

@disasterjones

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[bpdroses-deactivated20180617]

moi fucking too

[helila]

énorme mood

[mightypocketcow]

I’ve had it with youtube and its bullshit. Scary movie ads can be really triggering. We all know this. I want youtube to SEE this and DO something. Get famous youtubers on this. Get attention. Please. Make it all stop. Make them skippable. Make the unskippable ones not have scary things. Make youtube safe for people who not just want but NEED it to be.

[teddyraygun-deactivated20210811]

If you go into your Ad Settings page on google you can turn off horror film advertisements. It doesn’t help %100 of the time but it still helps a great deal. 

[analogdreamsinteractive]

You can also use AdBlock Plus as an extension for Chrome. It should disable all ads on youtube.