[text] What do you want for your birthday?
[text] Are you sure it’s your birthday?
[text] So we’re keeping this a secret right? No one needs to know that you’ve got no more youth left in you, right?
[text] I just heard a scream; did you find another grey hair?
[text] You’ll always be young at heart xx
[text] Aren’t you a little old to still be celebrating getting old?
[text] Another year older, another year closer to death
[text] A very merry unbirthday to you!
[text] You are not allowed near the candles after last time!
[text] Do you really want balloons or do you just want helium?
[text] So how are we celebrating, gramps?
[text] YOU’RE SO OLD NOW!
[text] No party? Are you insane?
[text] I forgot to get you a present, but knowing me is enough of a gift
[text] Do I have to wrap it up?
[text] I’ve got your breakfast for your breakfast in bed ready but I’m too scared to knock, are you awake?
[text] Do I count as a present?
[text] I forgot her/his present! What do I do?
[text] Heyyyyyyyy, how about we go halfsies on the card?
[text] Does she/he like flowers?
[text] Will there be a piñata?
[text] I heard there will be jelly wrestling and a bbq so I’m in!
[text] What ever you do, DON’T ask her/him how old she/he is!
[text] I don’t think the undead are allowed to have birthdays
[text] Birthday? You mean elaborate scheme to make me spend money on you
[text] I don’t really want to do anything to celebrate, can we just have a calm day, please?
[text] I’m taking you out to dinner! That’s it! Dinner and a movie!