Procrastination at its finest

Filipina Filiabuster: bustin' everyone's chops. Especially if they're pork.

[paticmak]

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what’ll you fall for?

I feel like this has been done already but damn i had to…

[linmanuel]

YEEEEEEES

[linmanuel]

The lyrics for all 8 Hamilton Children (as seen at today’s #Ham4Ham show) lyrics by Morgan Marcell & Lin-Manuel Miranda

https://youtu.be/Yx98h6rqC6w

ANGELICA:

My name is Angie, you wouldn’t know it

Unless you listened to my brother, he’s a poet. Even tho, he’s older at the time, I can play piano better plus I can rhyme!   Of course, I have a nervous breakdown when he dies!

I play piano and everybody cries!

A sister sibling seems pretty great

When you find out our parents had 8!

ALEX JR:

I’m Alex Junior, I’m on a journey

I grow up to be a famous attorney But revenge is a sweet final course

I rep Aaron Burr’s second wife when they divorce!

JAMES ALEXANDER:

The name’s James Alexander, I’m a lawyer too!

I had five kids like Tevye, with a boy or two!

No time for relaxin,

Cuz I’m secretary of state for Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson!

JOHN CHURCH:

Yo I’m John Church, I win the pennant!

Fought the war of eighteen twelve, second lieutenant!

And I’m the one who brought us glory!

I kept my mother’s promise and I wrote Dad’s story!

WILLIAM STEPHEN:

Hey, the name’s William Stephen and I COLD CRUSH!

I moved to California for the gold rush!

I’m a screamer, I’m a shouter, I’m a hollerer!

I died in Sacramento, most likely of CHOLERA!

ELIZABETH HOLLY:

My name’s Eliza Holly, please follow!

You can see my tombstone in Sleepy Hollow!

I lived with my mom while she was dying

In DC. I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING!

PHILIP HAMILTON

The sun has gone To bed and so must I

My name is Philip I’m the second try

I am the youngest Child in our line

Don’t worry I Will live a nice long time

Goodbyyyyyyyyyye

Goodbyyyyyyyyeee

Goodbyyyyyyyyeee

[squirticuno]

When you get invited to a party

When you find out that there will be alcohol 

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[invisiblelad]

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

[ofraysdelight]

Because everyone deserves to be happy.

[thecakebar]

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

[bloody-men-with-blue-eyes]

[0987654321asdf-deactivated20240]

i was expecting the other fandom

[double-nakli]

i was expecting the other fandom

[buzzfeed]

In comments made during a meeting at FBI headquarters, and first reported by The Washington Post, Comey said failures in the federal background check system may have allowed Dylann Roof to acquire the weapon used in the mass shooting last month.

According to the FBI, Roof’s name should have been entered into the bureau’s National Instant Criminal Background Check System after an arrest in April in which he admitted possessing illegal drugs.

Comey said the FBI background check examiner missed Roof’s arrest when she evaluated his request to purchase a gun because the wrong police agency was listed, the Associated Press reported.

“We are all sick this happened,” Comey said. “We wish we could turn back time.” [x]

[stability]

(Via)

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE

[markruffalo]

Mad scientists and proud parents. (via StephanieTatoiu)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

Awww

[usfallenkings-blog-blog-deactiv]

Butterflies scavenging dead fish

[runicbasso-deactivated20210419]

And you just thought they were all nectar, flowers, and sugary bits, didn’t you?

WELL FUCK ALL YOUR WORLDVIEWS. LOOK AT THIS.

[skunkymugsy]

Well Butterflies also drink blood from dead bodies and sometimes even urine 

[teacupballerina]

butterflies are so fucking metal

[banavalope]

motherfucking metalflies

[tinybed]

dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him

[plumeternal]

i love this story

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[all-dog-breeds]

cuteness at peak

[micdotcom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

What Your Favorite Movies Would Look Like with One Letter Removed by Austin Light

[mrslean]

pup fiction

[animated-disney-gifs]

[ronweasley]

[piercedshut]

these are actual descriptions from one of the westboro baptist church’s websites. i am laughing so hard