Eichi's Monologue

What the Enstars characters actually mean. Also stan Knights.

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Leo: Sena doesn't think I'm capable of making my own decisions.

Ritsu: Well, he may be right.

Leo: ...

Arashi: You did just put salt in your coffee.

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Natsume: I'm gonna let you in on a little-known secret of comedy. Bad things aren't happy when they happen to shisho.

Sora: What about senpai?

Natsume: Oh, senpai's fair game. Go for the throat.

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Hajime: It costs $400 to go see a therapist, but it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

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Izumi: I am at a loss for words!

Leo, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Sena yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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Eichi: *slides a piece of paper across the table*

Wataru, reading it: "Do you like me? choose an option: yes or no"

Wataru: *circles 'yes' and slides it back*

Eichi: *looks at it and blushes*

Keito: When will you two stop doing this, you have been married for three years.

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Hokuto: I've been expecting you.

Wataru: What? Wait. No. I'm here to surprise you, so act surprised.

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Tori: Friend of yours?

Yuzuru: Well, if by that you mean murderous, treacherous, backstabber, then yes.

Tori: Thought so. Seems like your type.

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Leo: I hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" as if I know.

Leo: "What's going on in that head of yours?" Nothing I want to be a part of.

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There will be no bitchin' in this kitchen.

— Niki Shiina.

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Shu: I wasn't invited to the party.

Leo: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic.

Shu: *slaps Leo with a silk glove* Then I shall die alone.

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Rei: Oh, I just could not get out of bed this morning.

Kaoru: Hmm.. someone leave a big rock on your coffin again?

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Leo: Don't eat the last muffin. Sena said they were for all of us and I didn't get one.

Ritsu: *eats it while staring him dead in the eyes*

Leo: .........

Leo: You're dead to me.

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Keito: Your insolence has gone too far!

Leo: Wrong! It can go a lot further!

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I’m frequently underestimated. I think it’s because I’m short.

— Tori Himemiya.

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With great power… comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

— Ritsu Sakuma.

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Wataru, about Tsumugi: You could start a fire with the heat between you two.

Natsume: You’re mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.

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Tsukasa: Please consider the consequences of your actions.

Leo: Okay, they're considered.