Peter: Peter doesn’t get drunk often. He doesn’t usually go to all the parties the others go to, preferring to stay home and watch TV. But the strangest thing occurs when he is drunk. There is no one as outlandishly funny as Peter when he is drunk. That boy is suddenly the most hilarious person to ever open their mouth. It’s a total opposite from his sober personality. The awkwardness is just *poof* gone. He’s the guy who knows everyone and can hook you up. And then he goes outside and falls asleep in the street.
Remus: Remus goes out sometimes, but usually leaves the partying to Sirius and James. But he’s pretty interesting when he’s drunk. It’s almost like he’s embarrassed to be drunk. He will straight up refuse it, insisting that he is nOT FUCKING DRUNK, PADS, FUCK OFF! Meanwhile, he’s bumping into the coat rack and apologizing to it and telling everyone that they should go skinny dipping. This one time resulted in a half naked Remus running around the grounds of Hogwarts, drunk off his ass on firewhiskey while the other marauders chased frantically after him, tackling him before he could jump into the lake. He also has this fixation with karaoke, and his voice isn’t bad, but once he is up on the stage, he doesn’t come down for hours. He usually knows he was singing the night before because there are somehow dollar bills in his pants. Sirius often happens to be mysteriously broke the next day, with only a couple of dollars in his pocket. Remus pretends he doesn’t know that Sirius is the only one who keeps muggle money with him.
James: Drunk James is a challenging creature. He has a habit of turning into his animagus form, scaring the shit out of everyone else at whatever party they’re at. He’s usually either angry or giggly, which means you’ll either have a stag running full speed at you with an angry glint in his eyes or a stag snorting in the corner. He also likes to use his invisibility cloak and wander around going “oooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo”. Its even funnier when he does it in animagus form, because all you see is four hooves stumbling around and a lot of things falling over. James likes making plans with strangers when he’s drunk. He invites everyone to his house and agrees to go on trips with people he met in the elevator. He also enjoys buying round after round for everyone in whatever setting they’re in, no matter the cost.
Sirius: There are stages that all the marauders are aware of. It’s very important that they know what stage he is at at all time, for his safety and their’s. The first stage is the clingy stage. He downright refuses to get out of Remus’ lap and whines when people walk away. The second stage is the advice stage. He walks up to people and gives them the advice he thinks they need but they don’t usually want. This includes telling them that they wear the wrong shade of foundation and it’s been throwing him off for ages and that their fingers are different lengths and they should fix it. This leads right into the angry stage. When people don’t like the advice he gives them, he tends to start shouting and raising his arms over his heads. “FIGHT ME THEN! COME ON YOU LITTLE SHIT! LET’S GO!” This stage ends with the other marauders dragging him outside before he can get punched. The last stage is the inquisitive stage. This stage means all hands on deck. Sirius does not sit still and will run everywhere to “invent the next big potion, guys come on the last ingredient is just at the top of the Whomping Willow lemme go,” or something else that includes him doing something dumb and dangerous. Then he crashes and falls asleep wherever he is and get’s dragged back to the dorm by the others.
Lily: As nice as this girl is sober, she is straight up blunt when she is drunk. No matter how much it will offend someone or how useless the information is, she can’t help but open her mouth and give the honest truth about everyone around her. They’re eyes are too wide apart or they shouldn’t ever do that with their hair again. Then she just smiles and walks away. She is also the giggliest thing in existence. She could just be sitting there and break into laughter. Everything is funny. James’ nose (”Boop!”), Sirius’ eyelashes (”they just go, swoosh”), Remus’ hair (”I just wanna- *Runs hands messily through hair”), and Peter’s posture (”How does someone even sit like that!”). She dances with everyone, much to James’ despair, and the only really moves her torso when she dances drunk, looking almost like a half dead snake. The next day, she death threatens anyone who witnessed her as a drunken mess and burns all evidence.
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