The wisest of dumb dashboards

welcome to my humble dashboard abode where many dad jokes are made and then instantly regretted. Gryffindor, Thunderbird, Capricorn, INFP, and what have you. Also, ask me thing. It brings me joy.

[sirius-and-remus-texting]

Ah to be young and in LOVE. takes me back 🖤🖤

[sirius-and-remus-texting]

Throw back to when we were young and I was still an idiot

🖤🖤🖤

[credence-needs-a-hug]

My fresh Harry Potter tattoo 🥰

[utopicwork]

00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons

[wizardshark]

hey i think that guy is a goose!!

[utopicwork]

[frogfully]

[cherrystrawberrie]

[covid-69]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

[buffafro]

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

[hurleyquinnzel]

M'baku: I want to be king

T'challa: Is that a challenge?

M'baku, pulling out an engagement ring: No it’s a proposal

T'challa: oh thank god

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[powerfulwizard]

back when you were 5 years old and you found a dead rat on the pavement 

[serpari-deactivated20250116]

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna hold a hand

[i-am-a-fish]

WOAH sorry about this post yall i was on some crazy thoughts last night

[theycantalk]

directions

[cryptid-sighting]

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

[explainervideo]

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

[voidbat]

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

[moonlightandmarble]

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

[sharkpilot]

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

[cyanhyena]

Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

[thecybersmith]

Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NASA: fascinating…

[fanonical]

so in philosopher’s stone, quirrell does actually address voldy as ‘lord voldemort’ not ‘the dark lord’, making him the only follower of voldemort shown to do so iirc. i know the reason for this is most likely just that it was the first book and jkr hadn’t ironed out all the details yet, but i like the idea that living with him on the back of your head for a year or so gets you first-name privileges

[hug-me-brutha]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[scottishtwitter]

[inner--monologue]

[babyanimalgifs]

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

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