Heyyyy

Mar l 25 |she/her If you were expecting consistency, you came to the wrong place, pal | Can’t believe I’m still here

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I criticize jk Rowling do not assume I always hated Harry Potter. I knitted hogwarts house scarves. I got my first binder to dress as Draco Malfoy for Halloween. I reread the books multiple times. I read probably every pottermore article there was at the time.

I’m not here to validate your smug feelings about not liking a children’s book series 20 years ago. I’m here to discourage others from spending money on it and to give myself and others words and space to work through some feelings. I’m a trans person that made Harry Potter one of my cornerstone interests. One of my favorite things. I’m not some cis person doing cope.

Harry Potter was a big thing. Like. Big in a way that’s difficult to fully understand. It still is. If you were caught up in it during your formative years it’s normal to need to process all of the horrid things now associated with it.

Having to burn down the house you grew up in is going to be hard even if it turns out that the house was always rotten from the inside out. Even if it turns out that the foundation was made of straw. But the destruction and deconstruction must happen if one hopes to move on and move forward. That’s why I talk about it at all.

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[mikkeneko]

Tumblr are you OK? It’s december and you’ve hardly even touched your “twelve days of Christmas by straight no chaser”

[veteratorianvillainy]

I listen to this every year and this comment made me laugh

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

[jackalop-deactivated20220227]

[cerastes]

So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.

[i-am-a-fish]

If you're not comfy right now, please do whatever it may take to get yourself more comfortable. If you're hungry, please eat. If you're tired, please rest. If there's something you want that only you can do for yourself, then push yourself to build up the strength you need to get it done. Listening to what your body is telling you, and taking whatever steps are needed to feel better is always worth that time and effort. Ideally, I hope you get to spend as much of your life as possible in a state of being comfortable

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm casting a spell at you that makes you get five hundred billion thousand dollars. this is not a "reblog and you will get five hundred billion thousand dollars" post. I am just telling you that I have cast the spell, it's happening

[mkunart]

Jinu x Rumi fanart 🍜

Fanart by mkun_art

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Awwwwwwwwww

[thoughtkick]

“I spent my childhood learning how to fear, and now I spend my adulthood learning how not to.”

— Gemma Troy

[thoughtkick]

“Deep conversations with the right people are priceless.”

— Unknown

[vexheart]

[vexheart]

[classysassyandbadassy]

It will pass......

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[homunculus-argument]

I'm ambidextrous in the sense that either of my hands could be just as easily trained for any task, but I use my right hand for almost everything because the world is built for right-handed people. I frequently forget that it's a thing before someone goes "wait, are you left-handed? :0" when I'm in the middle of something, and I look down and the tool I was working with is in my left hand. I've just been doing the left-hand side with my left hand and right-hand side with my right, and it literally didn't occur to me that this was a dominant-hand-only sort of a task.

It's genuinely a foreign thought to me that there are people who strictly have only one good side. Like oh yes, here are my upper appendages: Handy Hand and Limb.

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[snoopyisbisexual]

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

[snoopyisbisexual]

this came to me in a vision btw. the vision was of a little mouse bartender yelling, "cheese it! it's the cops!" and all the little mice flipping the bar and turning it into a fromagerie.