pelvic sorcery

kris, 28, queer, ca, star trek, avengers, star wars, game grumps, funhaus, comedy, panel shows, hockey, nail polish, tattoos, video games, burlesque, cars, photography, dick jokes, sex, candy, and rock & roll

[blemgoid]

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

[iconicanemone]

Desperately needed to have this on my blog

[enterprisingyoungwomen]

This is what crawling back to Tumblr after being away for years feels like

[tragicburnout]

[fuks]

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[brinnanza]

another finished cross stitch! pattern courtesy of @shitpostsampler (the pattern is properly centered I just can’t count)

[shitpostsampler]

Yess! Someone has completed one of our samplers. We’re absolutely thrilled to see one out in the wild!

[whatasuiteheart]

Christmas Favorites—Christmas Lights

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

[hypnopomicwolf]

Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

[i-live-for--the-aesthetic]

🍁  Fall Witch 🍁

requested by @glitchy-realities

[animatedtext]

[queereyegifs]

jvn being relatable

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[geek-scientist]

jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

[rob-pattinson]

EZRA MILLER for Playboy (2018), ph. Ryan Pfluger.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Heavy denim "Starfleet" jackets

I love the clothes from Volante Design (“Superhuman Streetwear”); their latest is the “Starfleet 2364” line of men’s and women’s jackets inspired by Star Trek: The Next Generation uniforms.

The jackets are made of heavy denim and are basically extremely well-styled/tailored biker jackets (like Volante’s excellent Hacker jackets), partially or fully unzipping them and folding down their lapels takes them from “cosplay” to “cosplay adjacent” in an instant. They’ve got loads of interior and exterior pockets, and are double-stitched and come in “Command Red, Operations Gold, or Sciences Blue,” sized 37 - 51, 55 (men), and 33 - 45 (women). They’re made in Chicago, retail for $315, and will ship by December 14th.

https://boingboing.net/2018/11/20/cosplay-adjacent-2.html

[lady-feral]

Oh dang!  @vortexsophia have you seen this?

[hafael-archive]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu