[philly-peroxide-deactivated2026]

My white guy could beat Your white guy in a fight

[disgustinggf]

i need to get laid. laid to rest

[konoko]

I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

nicee that was ethical af of u

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[sweatermuppet]

i will not allow obsession to alter the way i behave [<- lying]

[thunderbottle]

if youre my mutual im sorry for interacting with you in the confusing and cryptic ways that i do i wasnt socialized properly in the shelter

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

I was once in a 3000 years long situationship

[evilvillain123456789]

Can I fucking lie to you real quick 🔥

[galliaerd-deactivated20250602]

my 60 year old dad fighting for his life to spell diffuser

[glavilio]

that was the sound of 1000000 ceiling fans falling on 1000000 happy couples

[beadyeyes]

I can't talk there's a there's a bug coming over later

[teathattast]

[killrockstar]

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

[classics-suggestion]

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

[greelin]

if someone kissed their knuckles before punching me in the face well………………….. i shan’t say it.

[natalieironside]

had a dream that youtube and tiktok were being pushed out of the market by something called Ebay Videos