Skatin' Circles 'round the World

'cause this is the start of the revolution! Me? I'm ready, on the move! So take some bacon, take some toast, and don't forget to pay at the host Hurry now, or it'll be your time to die! ((Dependent USA blog for Mafiatalia))

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[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

…

Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

I know…

…Do you think…you would want to marry me someday? 

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I-I...

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[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

I love you, I love you… 

…If only I wasn’t an idiot. We would be married by now, wouldn’t we? [sighs happily, lost for a moment in his thoughts] 

[entertheburger]

Y-You're...

R-Ri-...

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[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

I love you, Alfred.

[entertheburger]

[all systems shutting down] 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

…

Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

  Yeah, it was. 

[entertheburger]

...

Do you seriously have nothing else to say on it? 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

I felt like kissing you.

[entertheburger]

W-Well...

Th-That was... very sudden! 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

Too bad I can’t touch you more…

[entertheburger]

[blinks]

W-What was that!? 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

[pulls away]

I like the taste of coffee on your lips, love. 

[entertheburger]

[incoherent mumbling] 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

[cups both of his cheeks and kisses him deeply]

[entertheburger]

[all systems shutting down...]

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

…

…Damn it, now I want to touch you…

[entertheburger]

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[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

Don’t look at me like that. You know it won’t work.

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[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

[blinks]

No thank you. 

[entertheburger]

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[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

…Hero? Alfred, heroes don’t kill people. Heroes don’t even think about it. 

[entertheburger]

Pffft! Not to kill people!

To save the people from being killed! I'll be the hero and you can be my backup! 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

[shrugs] I would find a way.

[entertheburger]

Dude, you know what we really need? A superhero team up! 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

I guess that’s better. At least the only thing loud would be their screams… 

[entertheburger]

How would you kill someone then, darlin'? 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

[glares]

Because they are loud and make a mess. How do you expect no one to hear a bloody chainsaw in the middle of the night? I don’t think the people around here are stupid enough to not hear something like that. 

[entertheburger]

Okay, fine, no chainsaw. How 'bout a baseball bat? With nails? That don't make any noise! 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

Fine. [mumbled:] Demanding brat…

Oh? You know better than that. However your chainsaw idea is not….good. [shrugs] 

[entertheburger]

[mumbled] Cranky old geezer.

.... Why? Chainsaws are awesome! They made a whole movie about them! 

[entertheburger]

[pecks his lips, grinning]

Hey there, Artie! How are-

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Wait…

[scone-of-fury]

I don’t think I can cuddle with you… I could try.

[entertheburger]

Well, I can't cuddle with myself, right? So I wanna cuddle now.

Oh yeah, and it looks like I'm on the suspect list again... all I can say is... I wouldn't have pushed him off a building. Too much attention, especially if he screams on the way down.