Memes?

Bruh, it's been fucked but we here Humor, Fandoms, social justice in that order.

[juju-on-that-yeet]

“a single arrow that is powered by a machine attached to your head and controlled by whistling” sounds idiotic on paper but it’s probably one of the coolest weapons i’ve ever seen in a film

[xyprogramming]

Baby elephants suck their trunks similar to how baby humans suck their thumbs. 

[gumaasaat-deactivated20170103]

this robe

[landlordkiller69]

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

[badiemadie]

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

[landlordkiller69]

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

[jerryswag]

[ravingsrandom]

This meme transcends language

[krabby-kronicle]

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Divided States Of America

[meanplastic]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[parallax-priest]

oh my god

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

[hiphopocliedes]

- Odysseus

[srsfunny]

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

[pocketrunner]

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

[north-bi-northwest]

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

[cesaray]

[halalchorizo]

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i blocked my brother on facebook

[tapeduct]

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

[shittyidea]

Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them

[theroguefeminist]

Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.